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1.
A Goemans is a sex-God.
Goemans mostly appears in my wet dreams.
by VJan December 26, 2008
 
2.
Nerd destroyer.
I busted these StarWars-nerds with a Goemans.
by VJan December 26, 2008
 
3.
The word "Goemans" is generally used for a player on RuneScape or SwiftIRC playing all female IRCOps, and everyone's in awe for this pimp. "Goemans" is also used as the perfect illusion everyone would wish to be like.
Noob1: OMG IT IS GOEMANS
Noob2: WUDTF UMG ROVFLOLZ IS IT?
Together: Let's workship him!!1
by VJan December 22, 2008