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A family guy wannabe with a repulsive patch of hair on the chin. Talks of a girlfriend that no one has ever saw. If your around a Goekner, you are surely going to have the most boring time of your life. Also usually sleeps with their siblings.
What do you know about those Goekner's?
by Cleanplater March 18, 2010

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