•Pronunciation: \'gäd-steek also ˈgȯd-steek\ •noun
1: a thing, usually cylindrical in shape of supreme value or the male genitalia.
2: a person that appears boastful and acts as if he/she knows what they're doing is right but obviously lacks the credentials to back it up.
"What a huge God-stick you have!"
"Please hand me the God-stick will you?"
"Don't be such a God-stick"
In the gym: "What a God-stick. He doesn't even look like a personal trainer, yet he's instructing the guy who appears much bigger than him."