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Acronym for Guaranteed Overnight Delivery.
The G.O.D. truck just backed into door 9, can you take 4 skids out of it?
by Buffy69 June 02, 2004

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Something ifront of your eyes all the time.
not visible for people who have closed they eyes
Shaddap there is no god exist , OMG lol !111!111!!111 ( said an idiot)
by TAKAVAR December 17, 2003

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The Father of all that exists. He created the universe and everything in it. He created every person in his own image. He loves man more then any person will ever be able to imagine. He loved the world so much that he gave his only Son, Jesus Christ, to die for us on the cross. Then He rose Christ on the third day and Christ ascended into Heaven to sit at the right hand of God. God is greater then everything in the universe combined, including Satan. The Holy Word of God is the Bible. The Bible is God in a wordly form. The Bible is the truth. God and His Son Jesus Christ is the only thing any man give put any faith into. He is worthy and just and loving and he is unimaginably powerful. God loves us all, but if you do not repent and except His Son Jesus Christ as your personal Lord and Savior He will cast judgement upon on. If you do except his Son as your Lord and Savior, God will prepare you a place in Heaven where you will live in pure paradise with Him either when you die or until the rapture. If the rapture happens while you are still living you will be taken into Heaven to live with God and His Son Jesus, until the day Jesus comes back and sets up His Eternal Kingdom on Earth. God is all knowing and Allmighty and the only living God. If you repent and except Christ as Lord and Savior, God will never lose you, your spirit will be safe in His hands for etnerity. God, His Son Jesus Christ, and the Word of God (the Holy Bible) are the only things I truly, no doubt in my mind believe in. God is so great that no one will ever understand. He loves us all and He sent His Son, Christ, to die for us. No one deserves His forgiveness, but if you repent and accept his Son He will forgive you.
"For God so loved the world so much that He gave His one and only Son, that whoever believes in Him will not perish but have eternal life. For God did not send His Son into the world to condemn the world, but to save it through Him."

John 3:16-17
by Christian3sport January 27, 2008

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The almighty ruler of heaven and earth. Well thats "God". If your just talking about "a god" it could be Yahweh, Allah, Zeus, or even Bob if you want.
Some people do not believe in any god, and some believe in a symbolic one. These are the most brilliant people on the planet(including John Lennon & I). They understand that they will not appear in a fiery pit or anywhere else after they die. Yet they live as well as any Christian because they know that hell is every bit of guilt, depression, rejection, and pain felt in life, and that heaven is all comfort, happiness, love, and peace. Some pray to a god for hours everyday. Do they think he enjoys, or is even able to listen to millions of people talk about their problems? They could spend that time doing good for the world and then they wouldn't feel so depressed, & would have friends to talk to instead of just God. If every minute spent praying for God to help the world was spent actually helping the world, we would live in heaven.
"I believe in God, but not as one thing, not as an old man in the sky. I believe that what people call God is something in all of us. I believe that what Jesus and Mohammed and Buddha and all the rest said was right. It's just that the translations have gone wrong." -John Lennon
by Jim Steele August 02, 2006

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The all knowing, all powerful, God.
God is everywhere.
God is in all of us.
by Christopher Kunferman July 26, 2006

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Chuck norris's Pet often confused with Chuck Norris himself
God said let there be light Chuck Norris said "Say Please"
by fencing July 09, 2006

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A name to describe the imaginated embodidedment of the higher being(which crated everything is the cosmos) as a way of explaining that which we cannot see nor understand. God is whatever you want him to be but it must exsist because, in order to even begin to grasp the concept of life and time we must understand that all things have a beginning and an end except the Lord.
For example life is like a line segment eventually it ends....but what about your soul.....your conscience...they are ever lasting. Unlike the life of the human body God is like a ring.....no beginning no end. He has always been and he always will be......but what about us......becomes of us is our choice, however God knows what we shall do with our short time here on Earth, so how can we make a choice. We arent on Earth to make choices, we have already made them...God knows what we chose and thus has given us this giant heap of rock and metal which we call Earth that of which is floating in nothingness to live up to our decisions. But sense as I said we cannot understand God we must fear and love him aswell. For it is in our and nature to fear that which we cannot never understand nor fully explain. But he is a mecrciful not an anry lord and he will giude and protect us in our final hours.
by William k June 17, 2006

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