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An invention of humankind because man didn't want to deal with his own problems, so they invented god to solve them and use an excuse to kill muslims and burn witches.
"Oh my god"
"Praise god"
"God loves us"
"God-dammit bobby"
by M.Savage May 10, 2008
1) The all-good all-powerful all-seeing all-knowing creator-being in most religions, although there are different names and often many gods

2) The topic on UD where they're all reccomended for deletion, good or not.
1) god is the creator.

2) Christian/jew/muslim etc: Ah... this is athiest (or agnostic). Delete.

Atheist: Ah... theist (or agnostic)... delete.

Agnostic: Ah... doesn't show both sides... delete.
by Darkshadow September 29, 2004
to me, god is a giant cheeseburger...and i must dance around cheeseburgers and then eat them to appease my god.
i can do this cuz it's my right to
"oh my god, this cheeseburger is great!"
by ian g. June 29, 2004
Imaginary father figure invented to help people deal with the meaninglessness of their lives.
"Don't worry, just because your a pizza-faced freak, God still loves you"
by Durrikan May 31, 2004
nothing and everythign in the same. I would like to point out that God did not bleed for us, Jeses did. God hasn't given us shit since we killed off his " Son".

Non existant.
I don't have a god, i just make fun of yours.
by Dennis May 25, 2004
A little half man/half animal thing.
A monkey
by Anonymous May 27, 2003
"better" than humanism

I kill da cocksuckas, i burn da muslisms, shit, i rob the poor even blinder and make sure people like Oprah become billionare!!!

Free will is to many atheists as god is to believers. Without it, they would all lose hope and OD.
by gaymulkan May 21, 2003