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57.
God
If he is so good and powerful, why is the world so fucked up?
"I refused to pray to a god who would allow rainforests to be destroyed in order to make grazing room for cows who would later become Quarter Pounders for the ignorant masses who worship that symbol of all that is evil, Ronald McDonald." - Mia Thermompolis, Princess Diaries.
by alldirtyhoessuckdick April 23, 2010
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58.
1. The prefered outburst of the people of the ancient or fictional civilisations before the gods affiliated under one name for business and political reasons. Then decided using God's name in vain was a heinous sin, for authoritarian reasons.

2. A subtle double blasphemy to be exclaimed when surrounded by devout christians.
Roland of Gilead: "By the gods!"
by Thomas Harman September 28, 2008
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59.
god
(Noun)

1. (a) A being or object believed to have more than natural attributes and powers and to require human worship; specifically: one controlling a particular aspect or part of reality.
(b) (Capital G.) The unique Supreme Being worshiped by Jews, Christians, Muslims, and adherents of some similar faiths.

2. A person whose great skill, knowledge, or other impressive traits are believed to be supernatural.

3. A person, thing or activity treated with extreme devotion.

(Interjection)

4. (Capital G.) Used to express strong emotion, especially shock or amazement. Often preceded by "oh" and/or "my".
1. (a) The Norsemen believed in many gods.
(b) How God could have founded so many contradictory religions in his name is a mystery.

2. Dale Earnhardt is a god to some NASCAR fans.

3. The only god some people respect is the almighty dollar.

4. Oh God, I've just been shot!
by Ingeborg S. Nordén May 15, 2006
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60.
god
the scapegoat of the universe he is a legend since legends are fairy tales twisted and alltered over the years is it all starting to make sense? God said "love thy neighbor as thy self" some people must really hate them self........god said, "If a slave is to lose a tooth, let him go for the tooths sake".....owch people
God "Love thy neighbor as thy self."

*5 million years later*

Neighbor "Aw shit i hate those new jewish neighbors."

God "WTF did i say!"
by athiest and proud of it October 17, 2010
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61.
god
bullshit
the idea of a god is bullshit.
by hannibal lickter April 02, 2009
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62.
GOD
According to the Five Percenters or The Nation Of Gods And Earths "GOD" is define as THE ORIGINAL MAN THE ASIATIC BLACK MAN. The 1st man to exist on the Planet Earth in africa or asia is the "BLACKMAN". it is the seed of the Blackman from which all races creeds and cultures originated from.

there is no mystery God people have search for that mystery god for tillions of years and have not found this so-called mystery God so the wise and intelligent have agreed that the only God is Self P.E.A.C.E
TERMS USED....

Peace God, Peace Allah, God ALlah, Arm Leg LEg Arm Head, Godbody, The black man is God.

When 5%ers greet one another for ex.

PEACE GOD!,PEACE ALLAH!

WHATS TODAYS MATHEMATICS GOD?
TODAYS MATHEMATICS IS KNOWLEDGE GOD!!!

PEACE GOD!!
by GODHIMSELF April 22, 2006
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63.
God
Google
Q; Why is the sky blue? A; Ask Google
Q; Why do my farts smell like cheese? A; Ask Google
Q; What is the definition of Slizzard? A; Ash Google, and it will send you to Urban Dictionary
Q; Why ask Google? A; Because Google knows all, therefore, is God
by AnimeAsh2006 November 23, 2010
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