1. The prefered outburst of the people of the ancient or fictional civilisations before the gods affiliated under one name for business and political reasons. Then decided using God's name in vain was a heinous sin, for authoritarian reasons.

2. A subtle double blasphemy to be exclaimed when surrounded by devout christians.
Roland of Gilead: "By the gods!"
by Thomas Harman September 28, 2008
God is the super-duper metaphysical Being who created the universe and all that is in it. He transcends time and space because He created it, hence physical specks like us can't see Him or fully comprehend Him.

God loves humanity, but gave humans a choice to love Him back. Mankind collectively rejected this offer when the universal representative (some dude called Adam) said 'no thanks bucko,' culminating in everything going to the dogs and the world plunging into turmoil and suffering, which was fair enough really.

Nevertheless, despite being rejected by His own creation, God sent His Son to earth as a random called Jesus, who died the death we were meant to die. If you are Jesus' friend and you bite the bullet, you can sneak past security with him at the pearly gates, but otherwise you're stuffed.
Thank God I'm with Jesus.
by rocket_engineer February 25, 2008
Created by man in his own image.
God doesn't exist. Time to wake up people. Stop being ignorant and accept the fact.
by ATHEISM March 03, 2007
An excuse for events that we do not yet understand. Also, a word that I sometimes use.
"I am still, thank God, an atheist"
by Adam Litzinger November 27, 2006
the scapegoat of the universe he is a legend since legends are fairy tales twisted and alltered over the years is it all starting to make sense? God said "love thy neighbor as thy self" some people must really hate them self........god said, "If a slave is to lose a tooth, let him go for the tooths sake".....owch people
God "Love thy neighbor as thy self."

*5 million years later*

Neighbor "Aw shit i hate those new jewish neighbors."

God "WTF did i say!"
by athiest and proud of it October 17, 2010
The worlds most popular imaginary friend.
A man talking to himself is eather a) crazy or b) talking to god.
by dragonsmoker420 October 19, 2008
Someone that people put under their MySpace "Heroes" list so that they feel like they have an excuse to do bad things/dress like a whore/post bad pictures/etc.
Mary slept with Stan, but knew it was okay because she had posted God as her #1 Hero on MySpace.
by Alison :) April 26, 2008

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