Well known, but often refuted. Appears in the Bible.
by Eddy June 30, 2003
1) an all knowing, all loving being who once killed everyone in the world (other than one small family) because they were not doing what he wanted, yet allowed Hitler to mercilessly slaughter 6million Jews without consequence

2) an all knowing, all loving being who was once rather pissed off that two people ate a fruit they were not meant to; a crime which the entire human race is still paying the price for

3) an all knowing, all loving being who allows various wars and acts of terrorism to be carried out in his name, whereas a simple 'hello' from the man himself would resolve the whole thing instantly

4) an all knowing, all loving being who hands over the responsibility for punishing the difficult and troublesome humans to Satan

All in all, God either doesn't exist or he is a complete sadistic prick
Want an example, look at any natural disaster (Tsunami, earthquakes, etc). Why would an all knowing, all loving God do that?
by St. Satan October 24, 2007
as mentioned above, Nas does say Gods but the Gods are certainly no drug dealers. Gods are members of the Nation of Gods and Earths (5 Percent Nation) movement in where they believe that the Asiatic Blackman, Yellows, and Browns are the original people of this world. And that since we are the mothers and fathers of our civilization we are our own gods. we control our own universe inside of us. no mysterious God. we are all Allah. Male members are called Gods and female members are called Earths.
"Peace to the whole fucking zulu nation, Peace to the gods and the earths!" - Wu Tang Clan
by A Muslim God June 20, 2006
Google-Oriented-Development, mainly used in the field of software development, refers to the art of quickly opening up google and entering the technical error message and digging through millions of search results and finding out a solution.
Any developer/software engineer who uses GOD is said to be GOD(google-oriented-developer)
by veeseekay May 07, 2010
A clever old Jewish bastard who gets credit for all the good stuff, but eludes the blame for all the bad shit.
"When the tornado blew our trailer all the way to Pascagoula, thank God none of us was killed." WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK FUCKED UP YOUR TRAILER, YOU STUPID CRACKER-ASS BITCH???????????
by Hoze April 23, 2004
Another form of saying "Word is Bond!" or "for real, no lie"
"Ayo G.O.D, im about to smack you!"
by PrEsTiGe March 08, 2007
What more people misunderstand than understand, fight over than not, strive for than not, create division than unite.
matt: but i read that god is this way and you are wrong
sharon: and god is this way and everyone else is wrong

wiseman: neither of you understands both books
by ffddeerrrg August 26, 2009

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