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God is a very hard to understand word. Most religions worship one God while other worship more than one. Scientists and researchers came to the conclusion that early people just created a god or gods to justify the fenomenons they didnt understand. However a lot of civilizations that didnt have any conections one and another created extremelly similar gods and that faith guided them even better than science guides this "modern" society.

In reality there is one mastermind, however there are millions of gods. Reality is not just this 3d world we live in, anybody who looks inside themselves can experience and prove what i am saying.

The Absolute, the Core, in Kabalah the Ain Soph Aur is the mastermind, and the universe and us are his reflection. In other words we are him as he is us.

He is like a president, wich has in his disposal an army with ranked soldiers, its like a goverment. Those soldiers are all gods, becouse in escence they are god. And within each of us theres one of those gods living in flesh to complete a mission down on this 3d world.

We cannot see them becouse we are totally blinded by ego and we must wake up and come back to our father. That is how we can encarnate our true self as did Buddha, Jesus, and others.
by Gnostic Student August 03, 2012
A guy who talked to some Jewish guys, some Christian guys, and some Islam guys, and accidentaly caused more people to die than anyone else in human history.
And people wonder why he doesn't talk much to us anymore.
by Squeed March 07, 2005
The reason I passed math.
Bless the lord! For I got a 65!
by Rattlesnake316 January 09, 2005
The universal scapegoat for forces yet to be explained, originating back to when man thought the wind was Satan farting.
Uuhhhmmmm... God did it?
by Lanan May 14, 2005
the most popular star in human history. loved, hated, or talked about by almost every person ever walked on earth.
theist: 'i love god, i think he's cool.'
atheist: 'god is a ridiculous idea, he doesn't even really exist.'
by eci December 29, 2005
The main character in the fiction work "The Bible."
And God replied: I am Who Am.
And Moses quickly corrected him saying that it should be I am Who Is. But God never was any good at grammar.
by Joe from DP February 06, 2005
Large angry fairy-pixie in the sky. Refuses to show any evidence of his existence but will sentence you to an eternity of pain and burning if you do not accept it.
Abe was a good man, but he used God's name in vain, so he burned forever and ever.
by Rap Scholar March 28, 2005
God, the omniscient, primordial and eternal who created man in his own image and therefore posseses a digestive system, sense organs, limbs and other attributes that would be useless to an immortal being. If God came first, what would he eat or walk upon? Why would he have those five senses if nothing to sense yet existed? And if he has 'always' been here, how long did he sit around doing nothing until he decided to invent the Universe? And why? And if he hadn't yet invented the universe, what exactly was he sitting on? Where is he going to exist if there is nothing to exist in? And what is wrong with the idea that we all just expire and disintegrate and rot?
God help us.
by Jon December 26, 2003