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God
God is a very hard to understand word. Most religions worship one God while other worship more than one. Scientists and researchers came to the conclusion that early people just created a god or gods to justify the fenomenons they didnt understand. However a lot of civilizations that didnt have any conections one and another created extremelly similar gods and that faith guided them even better than science guides this "modern" society.

In reality there is one mastermind, however there are millions of gods. Reality is not just this 3d world we live in, anybody who looks inside themselves can experience and prove what i am saying.

The Absolute, the Core, in Kabalah the Ain Soph Aur is the mastermind, and the universe and us are his reflection. In other words we are him as he is us.

He is like a president, wich has in his disposal an army with ranked soldiers, its like a goverment. Those soldiers are all gods, becouse in escence they are god. And within each of us theres one of those gods living in flesh to complete a mission down on this 3d world.

We cannot see them becouse we are totally blinded by ego and we must wake up and come back to our father. That is how we can encarnate our true self as did Buddha, Jesus, and others.
WAKE UP PEOPLE!!! GOD NEEDS YOU!!
by Gnostic Student August 03, 2012
 
1.
God
A guy who talked to some Jewish guys, some Christian guys, and some Islam guys, and accidentaly caused more people to die than anyone else in human history.
And people wonder why he doesn't talk much to us anymore.
by Squeed March 07, 2005
 
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God
The reason I passed math.
Bless the lord! For I got a 65!
by Rattlesnake316 January 09, 2005
 
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god
The universal scapegoat for forces yet to be explained, originating back to when man thought the wind was Satan farting.
Uuhhhmmmm... God did it?
by Lanan May 14, 2005
 
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god
the most popular star in human history. loved, hated, or talked about by almost every person ever walked on earth.
theist: 'i love god, i think he's cool.'
atheist: 'god is a ridiculous idea, he doesn't even really exist.'
by eci December 29, 2005
 
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God
The main character in the fiction work "The Bible."
And God replied: I am Who Am.
And Moses quickly corrected him saying that it should be I am Who Is. But God never was any good at grammar.
by Joe from DP February 06, 2005
 
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God
Large angry fairy-pixie in the sky. Refuses to show any evidence of his existence but will sentence you to an eternity of pain and burning if you do not accept it.
Abe was a good man, but he used God's name in vain, so he burned forever and ever.
by Rap Scholar March 28, 2005
 
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God
An entity whose opinions on the consumption of pork has been a matter of hot debate amongst the world's religions.
Jew: "YHWH strictly forbids the consumption of pork."

Christian: "No He doesn't! Jesus and Paul took that law back a little while later."

Muslim: "Yes, He does forbid it, the Jew is right for once! Allah made this very clear 600 years after Jesus and Paul were alive!"

Pagan:"No, the gods do not forbid eating pork. In fact, we have to throw the bones of our slaughtered livestock into the communal bonfire to scare the demons away!"

Hindu:"Not true, the Dharmic law forbids eating any meat, including pork. Eating pork will only anger the gods."

Atheist:"I can't believe we're actually talking about stuff like this..."
by Jack Torrance-Overlook Hotel January 10, 2009