God, the supposed creator of all of your mad and yet unique people whom all hold unique views.
The supposed father of Jesus, a one humble man killed in a fasion most of you would call MURDER, and TORTURE. Jesus was suposed to have been taken from us to forgive us of our sins, yet over 50% of the worlds population can proberbly be linked back to the Roman empire, and maybe further back than that. Concluding that Jesus was killed BY US, not god. sry.
God being the answer to questions we dont know or understand, God being the only being to travel freely through time and space, and the other 7 dimensions and planes of life that possibly could exist, simply because.
God being the designer of the universe, for which he created good and evil. Indeed he showers us all with love and happiness and joy, unless your the child, born from a mother who was raped, being left at the side of the road that crosses between anywhere and nowhere, awaiting death. JOY!!!!
God as the sole evidence that life outside our solar system exists. Not the thousands of unexplainable sitings all over the world.
God the creator of the men that killed thousands when he hit the button to drop the bomb on hiroshima. nice aint he??
God the energy that created the 4 key elements of the universe as so noted many many pages ago,((electromagnetism, gravity, strong nuclear force, and weak nuclear force)) not the plausable possibility that these elements had to be as they are for the big-bang to occure, else the big bang wouldnt have happened in the form that it so did, and so would have eventually created a system that was adapted to living in that environment. Because all animals on this rock need carbon + oxygen as the main components to life dont mean that we COULDNT live in a sulpher based environment. simple answer, created by god, is because.
God being the sole essence that im sat hear being botherd to type this crap to you.
God, being so perfect, made me turn 16 Christians away from him, ask him, he will tell you!!!


pfft
May the force be with you i say, cos that piece of fiction actually entertains kids at night, and fits the role of GOD better than you think!
considerably irrelevent ironic pointless energy that bind every single particle in the universe together.

Shit, dont it sound like The Force in Star Wars??
by .:FiNaL:.Rabbit May 13, 2004
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A guy who talked to some Jewish guys, some Christian guys, and some Islam guys, and accidentaly caused more people to die than anyone else in human history.
And people wonder why he doesn't talk much to us anymore.
by Squeed March 07, 2005
The reason I passed math.
Bless the lord! For I got a 65!
by Rattlesnake316 January 09, 2005
The universal scapegoat for forces yet to be explained, originating back to when man thought the wind was Satan farting.
Uuhhhmmmm... God did it?
by Lanan May 14, 2005
the most popular star in human history. loved, hated, or talked about by almost every person ever walked on earth.
theist: 'i love god, i think he's cool.'
atheist: 'god is a ridiculous idea, he doesn't even really exist.'
by eci December 29, 2005
The main character in the fiction work "The Bible."
And God replied: I am Who Am.
And Moses quickly corrected him saying that it should be I am Who Is. But God never was any good at grammar.
by Joe from DP February 06, 2005
Large angry fairy-pixie in the sky. Refuses to show any evidence of his existence but will sentence you to an eternity of pain and burning if you do not accept it.
Abe was a good man, but he used God's name in vain, so he burned forever and ever.
by Rap Scholar March 28, 2005
An entity whose opinions on the consumption of pork has been a matter of hot debate amongst the world's religions.
Jew: "YHWH strictly forbids the consumption of pork."

Christian: "No He doesn't! Jesus and Paul took that law back a little while later."

Muslim: "Yes, He does forbid it, the Jew is right for once! Allah made this very clear 600 years after Jesus and Paul were alive!"

Pagan:"No, the gods do not forbid eating pork. In fact, we have to throw the bones of our slaughtered livestock into the communal bonfire to scare the demons away!"

Hindu:"Not true, the Dharmic law forbids eating any meat, including pork. Eating pork will only anger the gods."

Atheist:"I can't believe we're actually talking about stuff like this..."
by Jack Torrance-Overlook Hotel January 10, 2009

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