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God
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A force, entity, presence, being or perhaps something beyond our finite minds which is either blindly believed in or totally rejected by those incapable of thinking or questioning for themselves outside of some form of paradigmatic structure- I.E. Science and Religion.

Most hominids show themselves incapable of such an intellectual endeavor, incapable of, too apathetic or narrow minded to engage in exploring such a question without getting caught up in one form or another of human born ideology, or preconceived notions of the nature of "God" found in the various human written religious texts regarding such things.
I'm a buffoon incapable of complex thought and questioning for myself outside of information put out by minds of thousands of years ago. Also, God is merely a matter of religion and faith, and is some man in the clouds dictating human morals spawned by humans and inducing guilt for consciousness control even though that is something created by a human made church as well and has nothing to do with the nature of God and merely reflects human corruption. For some reason I can't see through all this and ask bigger and deeper questions, so, I really shouldn't be saying anything at all.
by 'Ol Lu Suffer December 23, 2010
 
1.
God
A guy who talked to some Jewish guys, some Christian guys, and some Islam guys, and accidentaly caused more people to die than anyone else in human history.
And people wonder why he doesn't talk much to us anymore.
by Squeed March 07, 2005
 
2.
God
The reason I passed math.
Bless the lord! For I got a 65!
by Rattlesnake316 January 09, 2005
 
3.
god
The universal scapegoat for forces yet to be explained, originating back to when man thought the wind was Satan farting.
Uuhhhmmmm... God did it?
by Lanan May 14, 2005
 
4.
god
the most popular star in human history. loved, hated, or talked about by almost every person ever walked on earth.
theist: 'i love god, i think he's cool.'
atheist: 'god is a ridiculous idea, he doesn't even really exist.'
by eci December 29, 2005
 
5.
God
The main character in the fiction work "The Bible."
And God replied: I am Who Am.
And Moses quickly corrected him saying that it should be I am Who Is. But God never was any good at grammar.
by Joe from DP February 06, 2005
 
6.
God
Large angry fairy-pixie in the sky. Refuses to show any evidence of his existence but will sentence you to an eternity of pain and burning if you do not accept it.
Abe was a good man, but he used God's name in vain, so he burned forever and ever.
by Rap Scholar March 28, 2005
 
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God
An entity whose opinions on the consumption of pork has been a matter of hot debate amongst the world's religions.
Jew: "YHWH strictly forbids the consumption of pork."

Christian: "No He doesn't! Jesus and Paul took that law back a little while later."

Muslim: "Yes, He does forbid it, the Jew is right for once! Allah made this very clear 600 years after Jesus and Paul were alive!"

Pagan:"No, the gods do not forbid eating pork. In fact, we have to throw the bones of our slaughtered livestock into the communal bonfire to scare the demons away!"

Hindu:"Not true, the Dharmic law forbids eating any meat, including pork. Eating pork will only anger the gods."

Atheist:"I can't believe we're actually talking about stuff like this..."
by Jack Torrance-Overlook Hotel January 10, 2009