43
1) an all knowing, all loving being who once killed everyone in the world (other than one small family) because they were not doing what he wanted, yet allowed Hitler to mercilessly slaughter 6million Jews without consequence

2) an all knowing, all loving being who was once rather pissed off that two people ate a fruit they were not meant to; a crime which the entire human race is still paying the price for

3) an all knowing, all loving being who allows various wars and acts of terrorism to be carried out in his name, whereas a simple 'hello' from the man himself would resolve the whole thing instantly

4) an all knowing, all loving being who hands over the responsibility for punishing the difficult and troublesome humans to Satan

All in all, God either doesn't exist or he is a complete sadistic prick
Want an example, look at any natural disaster (Tsunami, earthquakes, etc). Why would an all knowing, all loving God do that?
by St. Satan October 24, 2007
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
44
A mean old tyrant who threatens to punish anyone who disobeys him.
God: Do what I say or you will burn in a fire pit after you die.

Religious person: Yes master. You're not a bastard at all.
by Bloodbath 87 March 06, 2009
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
45
A completely non biased definition:

In religions, God is the creator of the universe, and ruler of all.

A biased opinion:

A floating skydaddy that idiots believe in.
Non biased person: I respect your opinions, but I happen to believe in a God.

Biased person: Nah mannnn, God is for teh losers, and I'm smarterz cuz I don't Suck ma dick!!11!11!.
by DS joando October 16, 2011
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
46
The loving, and just creator of the universe. The Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit. The Lord of Lords, Jahovah-Yasha, Jahovah-Jireh, Elyon, The Judge, The Holy Father, Lion of Judah, Yahweh, etc. He is the one true God.
Genesis 1:1 "In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth."
John 1:1 "In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, the Word was God."

Psalm 78:35 "They remembered that God was their Rock,
that God Most High was their Redeemer."
by Dracoe January 29, 2012
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
47
The biggest scam in history designed to control and put millions of dollars in the pockets of so called "men of god".
Hey give me money i talk to god!
by Mamao April 04, 2004
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
48
What more people misunderstand than understand, fight over than not, strive for than not, create division than unite.
matt: but i read that god is this way and you are wrong
sharon: and god is this way and everyone else is wrong

wiseman: neither of you understands both books
by ffddeerrrg August 26, 2009
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
49
A clever old Jewish bastard who gets credit for all the good stuff, but eludes the blame for all the bad shit.
"When the tornado blew our trailer all the way to Pascagoula, thank God none of us was killed." WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK FUCKED UP YOUR TRAILER, YOU STUPID CRACKER-ASS BITCH???????????
by Hoze April 23, 2004
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug