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God
God is the Father and creator of all. It is in Him that we have life and breathe. We have all been disconnected from Him because of sin. The sin that we choose to do. The GOOD NEWS is that we can reconnect with HIm through His Son, Jesus Christ, who died on the cross for our sins. It is only through the Son that we can reconnect. We all fall short of the glory of God. We think He is a monster, a fake, a heartless imaginary man that we are all supposed to be afraid of; UNTIL we learn that God is not about hell, fire, and brimstone. God is love, truth, and everything that is NOT evil. We are supposed to have a personal relationship with God, the ONLY way to get to know anyone, is by initiating a RELATIONSHIP with that person. Before putting God on the chopping block, have you ever just tried (FOR REAL) to get to know Him? I'm sure He would love to meet you. God bless :)

There is no growth without change, no change without fear or loss, and no loss without pain.

"If you continue in my word, then you are my disciples indeed; and you shall know the truth and the truth shall make you free" John 8:31-32 (KJV)
God is my fortress, in Him I am secure.
by Amen for Christ October 04, 2010
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god
An all powerfull being who lives in a flying cloud castle and is always watching you.
God is watching when you poop. Even when you touch yourself at night. . . . .

Sarah: *rubs her clit a little when she thinks no one is around*

God: I. See. YOU!
by Jimmy CrackKorn November 30, 2005
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god
Some big man that sits opn a cloud and tells everyone what to do. Threatens us with hell.
Eat your cabbage or God will send you to hell!
by PunkRockBarbieBitch July 19, 2005
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god
An imaginary entity that weak-minded people use to fall back on.
Only god can show me what to do now because I'm too stupid to know what to do now!
by AnJew March 01, 2004
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God
The reason for anything currently unexplained or unknown.
What is the origin of life? God, at least until we find the real reason.
by FlareNUKE August 23, 2006
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God
Think about it... If God exists, he would be the greatest slave owner in existence.
"Hi, I'm God. I created the world and everyone in it for the sole purpose of having them worship and serve me for life in the hopes that I will save them from myself."

How does this make sense to people at all?
by no7orious May 14, 2009
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God
A divine figure, featured in pretty much every religion. Whether you believe in it or not is up to you.
The romans had many gods.
by Some guy March 26, 2004
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God
A cool and froody guy. Shame about the assholes that think he is a great excuse to kill some people (what the fuck was the Crusades about!!?!?!?)
God: Thou Shalt Not Kill.
(six months later)....
God: I said, Thou Shalt NOT Kill, Doofus!!
by D June 17, 2004
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