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God
God is the Father and creator of all. It is in Him that we have life and breathe. We have all been disconnected from Him because of sin. The sin that we choose to do. The GOOD NEWS is that we can reconnect with HIm through His Son, Jesus Christ, who died on the cross for our sins. It is only through the Son that we can reconnect. We all fall short of the glory of God. We think He is a monster, a fake, a heartless imaginary man that we are all supposed to be afraid of; UNTIL we learn that God is not about hell, fire, and brimstone. God is love, truth, and everything that is NOT evil. We are supposed to have a personal relationship with God, the ONLY way to get to know anyone, is by initiating a RELATIONSHIP with that person. Before putting God on the chopping block, have you ever just tried (FOR REAL) to get to know Him? I'm sure He would love to meet you. God bless :)

There is no growth without change, no change without fear or loss, and no loss without pain.

"If you continue in my word, then you are my disciples indeed; and you shall know the truth and the truth shall make you free" John 8:31-32 (KJV)
God is my fortress, in Him I am secure.
by Amen for Christ October 04, 2010
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God
Universal scapegoat.
When people can't justify their actions through reality, they justify their actions through God.
by GoAskAlex1991 August 01, 2011
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God
The Creator of the Universe in the hit universal comedy, Religeon.

See fiction
Preacher : And The Lord God Said, Be Fruitful And Multiply.
Woman at bar : Dude, that is THE lamest pickup line.
by Tazzahbee November 26, 2007
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god
Mankind's ultimate scapegoat.
We have FREE WILL. Don't blame GOD for the bullshit YOU create.
by the_anonymous_one April 15, 2007
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God
Apparently a being worth more than 356 urban dictionary definitions :D
Dude....my god, GOD has so many damn definitions!
by MyNameIsRemy June 10, 2007
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god
a word used to brainwash.
Sunday school teacher: And on that day he created the universe...

Kid with a brain: Where did God live if there was no universe?

Sunday school teacher: He, uh, he...(head explodes)
by nick cal October 10, 2006
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god
one of most popular words in urban dictionary
Did you know that the word god has over 500 definitions?
by thisnickisnotused February 06, 2010
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God
The name given to a supernatural being in which millions place their faith. Regardless of the truth of his/her existance, just the thought that he/she might be there has given strength to many. However at the same time, God has been blamed for many possibly man-made mistakes (ex. mass murder in his/her name, when in fact most religious texts have something to the effect of "Do Not Kill.") In the end, belief is not something that can be forced upon anyone, but it is up to everyone to decide what they believe.
Crusader: We must reclaim the Holy Land!
God: Why?
Crusader: For your glory, we will kill the non-believers.
God: Hows about you hand me a coke and we'll call it even.
by Silentedge August 24, 2009
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