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The One you run too when your down and out and need help, but the same One you forget when things are going right. The One you ask to give you things you don't work at to get yourself then if its not on your time or the way you wanted it you denounce His existence. The one you blame for your mistakes or anything bad thats ever happened to you when you don't want to accept responsibility or even try to figure a way out, so you then waste your life sobbing and crying about a past issue when your future deteriorates because you dwell on it. The only one that will never leave you or forsake you regardless of your sin because he still Loves you and is simply waiting for you to come home. The only one who shows himself to you through people and events that happen to you when you KNOW it couldn't have been a coincidence. The one that comforts you through his words without even showing you his face but when you seek his face he still shows himself to you. The truth, the answer, peace happiness and success. GOD.
Why did that baby live when the doctors said he would die in the womb? GOD
by NinaTa October 29, 2008
A guy who talked to some Jewish guys, some Christian guys, and some Islam guys, and accidentaly caused more people to die than anyone else in human history.
And people wonder why he doesn't talk much to us anymore.
by Squeed March 07, 2005
The reason I passed math.
Bless the lord! For I got a 65!
by Rattlesnake316 January 09, 2005
The universal scapegoat for forces yet to be explained, originating back to when man thought the wind was Satan farting.
Uuhhhmmmm... God did it?
by Lanan May 14, 2005
the most popular star in human history. loved, hated, or talked about by almost every person ever walked on earth.
theist: 'i love god, i think he's cool.'
atheist: 'god is a ridiculous idea, he doesn't even really exist.'
by eci December 29, 2005
The main character in the fiction work "The Bible."
And God replied: I am Who Am.
And Moses quickly corrected him saying that it should be I am Who Is. But God never was any good at grammar.
by Joe from DP February 06, 2005
Large angry fairy-pixie in the sky. Refuses to show any evidence of his existence but will sentence you to an eternity of pain and burning if you do not accept it.
Abe was a good man, but he used God's name in vain, so he burned forever and ever.
by Rap Scholar March 28, 2005
God, the omniscient, primordial and eternal who created man in his own image and therefore posseses a digestive system, sense organs, limbs and other attributes that would be useless to an immortal being. If God came first, what would he eat or walk upon? Why would he have those five senses if nothing to sense yet existed? And if he has 'always' been here, how long did he sit around doing nothing until he decided to invent the Universe? And why? And if he hadn't yet invented the universe, what exactly was he sitting on? Where is he going to exist if there is nothing to exist in? And what is wrong with the idea that we all just expire and disintegrate and rot?
God help us.
by Jon December 26, 2003