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god
A way to explain things no-one can explain(or even sometimes things people can explain) without need for explination or actual proof by saying something along the lines of "faith not needing proof". peolpe then wrote a pointless book in this fictional characters name that not only contradicts itself but in many cases makes no sense at all or can be proved wrong (if it is proved wrong people still pretend it isn't for no reason(see above)). some wierd people then devoted their lives to trying to follow the teachings of this book to get in to the "magical cloud world" it describes.
The arguement for God creating the world because it's so complex boils down to "If it's complicated, a magical cloud being must have made it."
by The anti-myth rhythm rock shocker February 05, 2008
 
1.
God
A guy who talked to some Jewish guys, some Christian guys, and some Islam guys, and accidentaly caused more people to die than anyone else in human history.
And people wonder why he doesn't talk much to us anymore.
by Squeed March 07, 2005
 
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God
The reason I passed math.
Bless the lord! For I got a 65!
by Rattlesnake316 January 09, 2005
 
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god
The universal scapegoat for forces yet to be explained, originating back to when man thought the wind was Satan farting.
Uuhhhmmmm... God did it?
by Lanan May 14, 2005
 
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god
the most popular star in human history. loved, hated, or talked about by almost every person ever walked on earth.
theist: 'i love god, i think he's cool.'
atheist: 'god is a ridiculous idea, he doesn't even really exist.'
by eci December 29, 2005
 
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God
The main character in the fiction work "The Bible."
And God replied: I am Who Am.
And Moses quickly corrected him saying that it should be I am Who Is. But God never was any good at grammar.
by Joe from DP February 06, 2005
 
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God
Large angry fairy-pixie in the sky. Refuses to show any evidence of his existence but will sentence you to an eternity of pain and burning if you do not accept it.
Abe was a good man, but he used God's name in vain, so he burned forever and ever.
by Rap Scholar March 28, 2005
 
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god
God, the omniscient, primordial and eternal who created man in his own image and therefore posseses a digestive system, sense organs, limbs and other attributes that would be useless to an immortal being. If God came first, what would he eat or walk upon? Why would he have those five senses if nothing to sense yet existed? And if he has 'always' been here, how long did he sit around doing nothing until he decided to invent the Universe? And why? And if he hadn't yet invented the universe, what exactly was he sitting on? Where is he going to exist if there is nothing to exist in? And what is wrong with the idea that we all just expire and disintegrate and rot?
God help us.
by Jon December 26, 2003