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God
god is the creator of everything in this world...who gave his up his son to save us even though we did not do anything to deserve his love...he loves us unconditionally...has written the most famous book of all time. Still some people do not want to believe in him.....take a look outside ur window...wat do u see..u see this beautiful world that has been corrupted by human desires...god created this world...but ppl still choose to believe that this world we live in has been created by LUCK...tat a few dust particles came together in space and BOMM...we have earth...or even yet...ur looking at ur computer screen...do u think ur computer just came to be by LUCK?...ppl came to be by luck...n they by luck evolved into beautiful species...then they by luck built this computer?...n by luck hooked it up to a monitor...by luck hooked it up to a keyboard n by luck invented computer graphics...or even yet...u by luck learned how to read what i'm writing now...anywayz u get the point...GOD IS GREAT....believe now n u'll be able to enjoy eternal life with god in heaven
ron luce:GOD IS GREAT
audience: YES HE IS
by follower of christ October 29, 2006
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God
A guy who talked to some Jewish guys, some Christian guys, and some Islam guys, and accidentaly caused more people to die than anyone else in human history.
And people wonder why he doesn't talk much to us anymore.
by Squeed March 07, 2005
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God
The reason I passed math.
Bless the lord! For I got a 65!
by Rattlesnake316 January 09, 2005
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god
The universal scapegoat for forces yet to be explained, originating back to when man thought the wind was Satan farting.
Uuhhhmmmm... God did it?
by Lanan May 14, 2005
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god
the most popular star in human history. loved, hated, or talked about by almost every person ever walked on earth.
theist: 'i love god, i think he's cool.'
atheist: 'god is a ridiculous idea, he doesn't even really exist.'
by eci December 29, 2005
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God
The main character in the fiction work "The Bible."
And God replied: I am Who Am.
And Moses quickly corrected him saying that it should be I am Who Is. But God never was any good at grammar.
by Joe from DP February 06, 2005
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God
Large angry fairy-pixie in the sky. Refuses to show any evidence of his existence but will sentence you to an eternity of pain and burning if you do not accept it.
Abe was a good man, but he used God's name in vain, so he burned forever and ever.
by Rap Scholar March 28, 2005
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god
God, the omniscient, primordial and eternal who created man in his own image and therefore posseses a digestive system, sense organs, limbs and other attributes that would be useless to an immortal being. If God came first, what would he eat or walk upon? Why would he have those five senses if nothing to sense yet existed? And if he has 'always' been here, how long did he sit around doing nothing until he decided to invent the Universe? And why? And if he hadn't yet invented the universe, what exactly was he sitting on? Where is he going to exist if there is nothing to exist in? And what is wrong with the idea that we all just expire and disintegrate and rot?
God help us.
by Jon December 26, 2003
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