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person1:"Hey look its god"

person 2: "No thats a dog"
by person874563 June 08, 2009
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The voice that talks to you from the announcement speaker.
"Cleanup in aisle 1!"
"God? Is that you?"
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Apparently a being worth more than 356 urban dictionary definitions :D
Dude....my god, GOD has so many damn definitions!
by MyNameIsRemy June 10, 2007
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billions of people have died in the name of god
by b3n February 13, 2005
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You can't see him because he is not there.
Brasil: So, you're saying that God is the only way to eternal salvation?
HyunGyum: Yeah man, God is all loving and he will save you.
Brasil: Then, why does God make bad people go unpunished?
HyunGyum: hmm...
Brasil: Why doesn't God save the hungry children of the world? That doesn't sound like the "all-loving God" I have heard so much about.
HyunGyum: ...
Brasil: That's right! God doesn't do all of that because he doesn't exist!

Atheists: 1
Believers: 0
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God, the omniscient, primordial and eternal who created man in his own image and therefore posseses a digestive system, sense organs, limbs and other attributes that would be useless to an immortal being. If God came first, what would he eat or walk upon? Why would he have those five senses if nothing to sense yet existed? And if he has 'always' been here, how long did he sit around doing nothing until he decided to invent the Universe? And why? And if he hadn't yet invented the universe, what exactly was he sitting on? Where is he going to exist if there is nothing to exist in? And what is wrong with the idea that we all just expire and disintegrate and rot?
by Jon December 26, 2003
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Think about it... If God exists, he would be the greatest slave owner in existence.
"Hi, I'm God. I created the world and everyone in it for the sole purpose of having them worship and serve me for life in the hopes that I will save them from myself."

How does this make sense to people at all?
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