The one who gives purpose
If we didnt have GOD then we'd all just be a bunch of molecules thrown together by chance. Which that means we'd mean nothing.
But since He is real, we are loved and someone took the time to make us and plan our life before we even lived it.
GOD: Seriously, if you dont believe in Jesus, you go to hell, and i mean yea maybe you dont believe in hell, but i mean you have been wrong plenty of times before right? and i mean imagine what it would really be like to actually go to hell, if it was real. you would hurt SO much physically, emotionally, spiritually, and you cant commmit suscide because you are already dead, and you have to stay there for eternity, like that means you can NEVER LEAVE. and you have to hang out with the devil all day. have fun lovassss. :]
by sarah down October 13, 2006
God, the omniscient, primordial and eternal who created man in his own image and therefore posseses a digestive system, sense organs, limbs and other attributes that would be useless to an immortal being. If God came first, what would he eat or walk upon? Why would he have those five senses if nothing to sense yet existed? And if he has 'always' been here, how long did he sit around doing nothing until he decided to invent the Universe? And why? And if he hadn't yet invented the universe, what exactly was he sitting on? Where is he going to exist if there is nothing to exist in? And what is wrong with the idea that we all just expire and disintegrate and rot?
God help us.
by Jon December 26, 2003
The voice that talks to you from the announcement speaker.
"Cleanup in aisle 1!"
"God? Is that you?"
by strawberryjello March 04, 2006
level 99 white mage
God casts level 5 world flood, many things die
by dungeon master May 04, 2004
dog backwards.
person1:"Hey look its god"

person 2: "No thats a dog"
by person874563 June 08, 2009
Man's most deadly creation.
billions of people have died in the name of god
by b3n February 13, 2005
a widely known imaginary friend
mommy i didnt do it god did it
by Anonymous May 14, 2003
Universal scapegoat.
When people can't justify their actions through reality, they justify their actions through God.
by GoAskAlex1991 August 01, 2011

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