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God is the super-duper metaphysical Being who created the universe and all that is in it. He transcends time and space because He created it, hence physical specks like us can't see Him or fully comprehend Him.

God loves humanity, but gave humans a choice to love Him back. Mankind collectively refused this offer when the universal representative (some dude called Adam) said 'no thanks bucko', culminating in everything going to the dogs and the world plunging into turmoil and suffering, which was fair enough really.

Nevertheless, despite being rejected by His own creation, God sent His Son to earth as a random called Jesus, who died the death we were meant to. If you are Jesus' friend and you bite the bullet, you can sneak past security with him at the pearly gates, but otherwise you're stuffed.
Thank God I'm with Jesus.
by rocket_engineer February 25, 2008
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The human who created the universe.
by 6th day July 03, 2004
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1. Harry Mishkin
2. Jaco Pastorius, Herbie Hancock, Doug Pinnick, any black man with a good amount of funk and soul.
1. Harry Mishkin is God. He has done everything.
2. Have you listened to Headhunters? Herbie Hancock is god!
by Tobey March 20, 2004
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Debater who owns like no other when CXing.(not LDing)
Wow, that kid is AWESOME at debate... he must be a GOD!
by Kc March 10, 2005
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The almighty ruler of heaven and earth. Well thats "God". If your just talking about "a god" it could be Yahweh, Allah, Zeus, or even Bob if you want.
Some people do not believe in any god. Others believe in a symbolic one. These people are among the most brilliant on Earth(including John Lennon & I). They understand that they will not appear in a fiery pit or anywhere else after they die. Yet they live as well as any Christian because they know that hell is every bit of guilt, depression, rejection, and pain felt in life, and that heaven is all comfort, happiness, love, and peace. Some pray to a god for hours everyday. Do they think He likes to, or is even able to listen to millions of people talk about their problems? They could spend that time doing good for the world and then they wouldn't feel so depressed, & would have friends to talk to instead of just God. If every minute spent praying for God to help the world was spent actually helping the world, we would live in heaven.
"I believe in God, but not as one thing, not as an old man in the sky. I believe that what people call God is something in all of us. I believe that what Jesus and Mohammed and Buddha and all the rest said was right. It's just that the translations have gone wrong."
John Lennon
by Jim Steele August 07, 2006
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The creator. God existing is logical because this agrees with Cause and Effect which atheism is against. Most of the definitions here are from atheists and their lack of education shows with how illiterate that they are. They think that the evolution theory debunks God when it doesn't. Deductive reasoning leads us to say that God does exist because the opposite would be to believe that nothing did something which is impossible. The Big Bang is not what created the universe. The Big Bang theory explains what happened after the creation of the universe and gives evidence that there was a beginning (i.e a creation) which is what the atheist is opposed to. The science is against them.

The sad idiots on here ranting about God clearly are the "power bottom for atheism" type of atheists and love receiving it hard.
God, the being who atheists hate with such passion despite saying that they don't believe in him.
by Skialian January 07, 2014
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God was popular slang among 90’s New York rappers. It meant the same thing as “man”, “son”, or “nigga”, but was based in the religious views of the Five-Percenter Nation an afro-centric religious group founded in New York
Bang
Yo Nas,
Yo what the fuck is this bullshit on the radio son?

Nas
Chill, Chill that the shit God, chill.
by Bang187 October 18, 2011
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