A) A large animated figue that looked down upon King Arthur and his Knights of the Round Table and told them to seek out the Holy Grail. God doesn't like people groveling, apologizing or sheilding their eyes. He thinks that the idea for the quest for the Holy Grail was a good idea because it was his.

B) A woman who looks remarkably like Alanis Morrisette. If you ear her voice your head will cave in and you'd be rendered dead within five atoms.

A guy who talked to some Jewish guys, some Christian guys, and some Islam guys, and accidentaly caused more people to die than anyone else in human history.

The reason I passed math.

The universal scapegoat for forces yet to be explained, originating back to when man thought the wind was Satan farting.

the most popular star in human history. loved, hated, or talked about by almost every person ever walked on earth.

The main character in the fiction work "The Bible."

Large angry fairy-pixie in the sky. Refuses to show any evidence of his existence but will sentence you to an eternity of pain and burning if you do not accept it.

God, the omniscient, primordial and eternal who created man in his own image and therefore posseses a digestive system, sense organs, limbs and other attributes that would be useless to an immortal being. If God came first, what would he eat or walk upon? Why would he have those five senses if nothing to sense yet existed? And if he has 'always' been here, how long did he sit around doing nothing until he decided to invent the Universe? And why? And if he hadn't yet invented the universe, what exactly was he sitting on? Where is he going to exist if there is nothing to exist in? And what is wrong with the idea that we all just expire and disintegrate and rot?