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(noun) An imaginary friend for grown ups; commonly touted as being a supreme being responsible for the creation and continued maintenance of the universe. The identity and characteristics ascribed to God vary according to established doctrine and religious alignment. Most religious groups, however, agree that God hates gay people and frowns on the consumption of products containing pork. In a bizarre twist of fate God demands the faith of followers without the burden of evidence - however, this demand could not have been put forward without direct evidence that God exists (i.e. God must exist in order to issue commands to his followers).
Don't spank that monkey Billy, God is watching.
by superm0nkey May 06, 2007
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When you pray REAL hard, this is the person that ignores you.
Timmy: Please, God, Don't let me die of Cancer, I love my daddy and I love living.

2 Days Later

RIP Timmy
by BobDee January 27, 2008
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something that people fight over for stupid reasons

both atheists and theists
atheist:god does no exist so stfu you stupid christain
theist:so a big nothingness created the world then?!
atheist:okay prove he exists
theist:prove he doesn't

smart person: there is no proof that there is a god...just like there is no proof there is no god...so why argue about something we cant prove?
by stfuimrobert February 10, 2011
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A completely non biased definition:

In religions, God is the creator of the universe, and ruler of all.

A biased opinion:

A floating skydaddy that idiots believe in.
Non biased person: I respect your opinions, but I happen to believe in a God.

Biased person: Nah mannnn, God is for teh losers, and I'm smarterz cuz I don't Suck ma dick!!11!11!.
by DS joando October 16, 2011
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1) an all knowing, all loving being who once killed everyone in the world (other than one small family) because they were not doing what he wanted, yet allowed Hitler to mercilessly slaughter 6million Jews without consequence

2) an all knowing, all loving being who was once rather pissed off that two people ate a fruit they were not meant to; a crime which the entire human race is still paying the price for

3) an all knowing, all loving being who allows various wars and acts of terrorism to be carried out in his name, whereas a simple 'hello' from the man himself would resolve the whole thing instantly

4) an all knowing, all loving being who hands over the responsibility for punishing the difficult and troublesome humans to Satan

All in all, God either doesn't exist or he is a complete sadistic prick
Want an example, look at any natural disaster (Tsunami, earthquakes, etc). Why would an all knowing, all loving God do that?
by St. Satan October 24, 2007
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A pretty awesome dude who created everything in 6 days. Can you do that? Didn't think so.
And God said, "Let there be ALL this shit." And there was ev'rything.
by Cats in Hats & Hats in Cats January 23, 2011
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Well known, but often refuted. Appears in the Bible.
by Eddy June 30, 2003
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