you think kissin' god's feet will get you to heaven and not the other people? what is hell if god forgives are actions and has compassion? god loves us all right? at least thats wat beleivers say. anyways if i had 2 kids i wouldnt be only loving the one who kisses my ass. how lame... i cant get how people that beleive in god are so certain and sure that they are right. at least have a doubt. maybe there is some force cause i dont know how the f*** the universe was made but cut the loving and peacefull guy crap. and how the f*** that special guy was made? he just appeared like that. I never saw him so i cant say that he exist..but im not gonna kiss anyones ass cause maybe hes there. what is jesus have to do wit this? the son of god....plz....get ur s*** straight, god makes some people to kill eachother, then send them to hell, if god made me, if i kill someone, dont blame me, god didnt created me with the capacity of sustain myself. so now i have to go to hell? come on...what kind of illogical s*** is that. he cant blame me, nobody told me the purpose of life was love and peace. you only learn that in human society. its all about survival, good example, animals, w/e they need for survival, its the instincs, eat, sleep and fight other animals or same species that will sometimes lead to death. now ur only excuse would be that he made us wit free will...nigga plz, that would be too perfect, and its not, since we got mental illness and retards that can only ''sit on their ass and scrap off their hairchest while looking at you screaming GNN, GNN!.
God made humans, animals, every little dot in ur eyes, all ur body system. So perfect, yet, killing for no reasons all over the planet. why god wouldn be able to make it perfect everywhere if he designed every peice of my brain.

everyone that says that god is great because he gave us a life, im suppose to thank that? ROFL gg owned thx

set ur mind straight thats the only thing that matters
''war and hate''
by deep4life November 15, 2005
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A guy who talked to some Jewish guys, some Christian guys, and some Islam guys, and accidentaly caused more people to die than anyone else in human history.
And people wonder why he doesn't talk much to us anymore.
by Squeed March 07, 2005
The reason I passed math.
Bless the lord! For I got a 65!
by Rattlesnake316 January 09, 2005
The universal scapegoat for forces yet to be explained, originating back to when man thought the wind was Satan farting.
Uuhhhmmmm... God did it?
by Lanan May 14, 2005
the most popular star in human history. loved, hated, or talked about by almost every person ever walked on earth.
theist: 'i love god, i think he's cool.'
atheist: 'god is a ridiculous idea, he doesn't even really exist.'
by eci December 29, 2005
The main character in the fiction work "The Bible."
And God replied: I am Who Am.
And Moses quickly corrected him saying that it should be I am Who Is. But God never was any good at grammar.
by Joe from DP February 06, 2005
An entity whose opinions on the consumption of pork has been a matter of hot debate amongst the world's religions.
Jew: "YHWH strictly forbids the consumption of pork."

Christian: "No He doesn't! Jesus and Paul took that law back a little while later."

Muslim: "Yes, He does forbid it, the Jew is right for once! Allah made this very clear 600 years after Jesus and Paul were alive!"

Pagan:"No, the gods do not forbid eating pork. In fact, we have to throw the bones of our slaughtered livestock into the communal bonfire to scare the demons away!"

Hindu:"Not true, the Dharmic law forbids eating any meat, including pork. Eating pork will only anger the gods."

Atheist:"I can't believe we're actually talking about stuff like this..."
by Jack Torrance-Overlook Hotel January 10, 2009
Large angry fairy-pixie in the sky. Refuses to show any evidence of his existence but will sentence you to an eternity of pain and burning if you do not accept it.
Abe was a good man, but he used God's name in vain, so he burned forever and ever.
by Rap Scholar March 28, 2005

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