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The Alpha and the Omega, the Beginning and the End, initiator of the Universe, Science, Life, and Death. At several points in the past he has tried to reveal his message to humans through prophets (Jesus, Mohammed, Abraham, Isaiah), his most intelligent design on this planet, but later discovered that it wasn't worth his time, because Humans/Homo Sapiens are just incapable of accepting God in conjuction with science, religious variety in ways god's power is taught/worshiped (aka, not only through the Christian Bible), and human nature/sexuality. As a result many kill others or themselves in his name, even though he reveals to us that peace is rewarded in the end.
God is there, whether one accepts his existence or not. Many take the Christian Bible (especially Old Testament) too literally without thinking deeper about the times in which they were written, and the people who wrote them. His message to us is just as relevant today as it has ever been, and only the ignorant choose to see religion/god in Black and White, including both atheists/agnostics and religious extremists/fundamentalists.
by RDUdude July 31, 2005
A guy who talked to some Jewish guys, some Christian guys, and some Islam guys, and accidentaly caused more people to die than anyone else in human history.
And people wonder why he doesn't talk much to us anymore.
by Squeed March 07, 2005
The reason I passed math.
Bless the lord! For I got a 65!
by Rattlesnake316 January 09, 2005
The universal scapegoat for forces yet to be explained, originating back to when man thought the wind was Satan farting.
Uuhhhmmmm... God did it?
by Lanan May 14, 2005
the most popular star in human history. loved, hated, or talked about by almost every person ever walked on earth.
theist: 'i love god, i think he's cool.'
atheist: 'god is a ridiculous idea, he doesn't even really exist.'
by eci December 29, 2005
The main character in the fiction work "The Bible."
And God replied: I am Who Am.
And Moses quickly corrected him saying that it should be I am Who Is. But God never was any good at grammar.
by Joe from DP February 06, 2005
Large angry fairy-pixie in the sky. Refuses to show any evidence of his existence but will sentence you to an eternity of pain and burning if you do not accept it.
Abe was a good man, but he used God's name in vain, so he burned forever and ever.
by Rap Scholar March 28, 2005
God, the omniscient, primordial and eternal who created man in his own image and therefore posseses a digestive system, sense organs, limbs and other attributes that would be useless to an immortal being. If God came first, what would he eat or walk upon? Why would he have those five senses if nothing to sense yet existed? And if he has 'always' been here, how long did he sit around doing nothing until he decided to invent the Universe? And why? And if he hadn't yet invented the universe, what exactly was he sitting on? Where is he going to exist if there is nothing to exist in? And what is wrong with the idea that we all just expire and disintegrate and rot?
God help us.
by Jon December 26, 2003