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God
-A being that obviously not many people here believe in...

-An all powerful being that created everything, whether by evolution of whatever, and is SO powerful we can not even begin to understand him!

-A being that is so different than a human because if one of us had that much power, we would go mad, and do all sorts of things like changing the laws of nature every other day, making all women walk around nude, make up animals all the time, and make alot of the ranting people on the def of this word right!

-He's better than you and you know it!

-He doesn't have to be praised day and night, and he doesn't care if you follow a strict set of rules, as long as you believe in him, and repenty at some time, you will go to heavan, which sure beats going to hell and burning and having your soul broken! (do you even know what it would feel like to have your soul attacked? No i didn't think so!)

-A Great thing many people are too blind to see can accept that not everything in this world make sense!

-A being scienctists believe the mere theory of evolution disproves!

-You don't get everything you pray for! Good things happen to bad people, and bad things happen to good people! But God Didnt Make It That Way! We Did! So Suck It Up And Pray Abit!

-A being people are trying to get out of our governamtn and schools and yet are wondering why the worlds going to hell!
"Excuse me I'm gonna go pray to God for your souls now, and trust me, we'll see who right and whos wrong soon enough! Though if you're right, then we wouldnt exist! But if I'm right, PARTY AT HIS HOUSE! (i'll remember you as i look down)
by Stover May 03, 2005
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God
A guy who talked to some Jewish guys, some Christian guys, and some Islam guys, and accidentaly caused more people to die than anyone else in human history.
And people wonder why he doesn't talk much to us anymore.
by Squeed March 07, 2005
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God
The reason I passed math.
Bless the lord! For I got a 65!
by Rattlesnake316 January 09, 2005
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god
The universal scapegoat for forces yet to be explained, originating back to when man thought the wind was Satan farting.
Uuhhhmmmm... God did it?
by Lanan May 14, 2005
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god
the most popular star in human history. loved, hated, or talked about by almost every person ever walked on earth.
theist: 'i love god, i think he's cool.'
atheist: 'god is a ridiculous idea, he doesn't even really exist.'
by eci December 29, 2005
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God
The main character in the fiction work "The Bible."
And God replied: I am Who Am.
And Moses quickly corrected him saying that it should be I am Who Is. But God never was any good at grammar.
by Joe from DP February 06, 2005
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God
Large angry fairy-pixie in the sky. Refuses to show any evidence of his existence but will sentence you to an eternity of pain and burning if you do not accept it.
Abe was a good man, but he used God's name in vain, so he burned forever and ever.
by Rap Scholar March 28, 2005
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god
God, the omniscient, primordial and eternal who created man in his own image and therefore posseses a digestive system, sense organs, limbs and other attributes that would be useless to an immortal being. If God came first, what would he eat or walk upon? Why would he have those five senses if nothing to sense yet existed? And if he has 'always' been here, how long did he sit around doing nothing until he decided to invent the Universe? And why? And if he hadn't yet invented the universe, what exactly was he sitting on? Where is he going to exist if there is nothing to exist in? And what is wrong with the idea that we all just expire and disintegrate and rot?
God help us.
by Jon December 26, 2003
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