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A supreme, infinite being who Atheists and others continually try to disprove yet always fail.
You cant disprove it so lets all just agree evolution isnt fact.
by Fishbap and Cheese April 30, 2005
The One Who most people hate because they don't know Him, He is the source of all and science does more to prove His existence than it can to disprove it. If the universe were created by a series of random events then it wouldn't be learnable and it would be impossible to understand how any of the processes in the universe work or fit together because they wouldn't. That would be chaos like the lives of people who hate God or don't believe in Him. Because happenings in the universe are ordered, measurable, and designed that is proof that an intelligent force is at work and not just random causality. This proves that there must be a supreme intelligence, consciousness, purpose, and will... or simply GOD. Without God there wouldn't be any scientific rules in the observable universe. Things that make sense like gravity, temperature, acceleration, velocity, inertia, free fall, mass, light, time, matter, volume, lift, pressure, work, and heat wouldn't exist and neither could the universe in any knowable form without these. So thank God for being there. Amen
Scientifically, cause must happen for there to be an effect. People who don't believe in God or intelligent design only look at the effects side of the equation. And because of the nearly endless effects that they observe it becomes harder and harder for them to wrap their minds around the cause. God is the cause and everything else is the effect. "But that's too simple" people say when the fact of the matter is that it's terribly complex. So complex that it would take a million eternities for human beings to put all of the pieces in place for just how such a thing might work. I want you to keep in mind that science as it is known as a tool for observation is only around 500 years old. So the universe has been in existence for at least 12 billion years and it has only been studied for 500 years, so you do the math and tell me how Darwin and every other God hating so called educated or reasoning person could conclude that God just must not exist after 10 years of school when the universe is 12 billion years old at least. People who are able to arrive at such ridiculous conclusions should find something sharp and fall on it.
by Phoenixface July 08, 2009
Oh my goodness, this is freaky. Is there not one person who has been on this site that knows what they're talking about? God's real ... I was just talking to Him a minute ago, and it scares me that people not only don't know Him, but they can post rubbish about mythology and psychological problems ... God is God, gracious, loving, creator of the universe, miracle worker, my best friend. Please, please, please don't fall for anything less! On all of eternity and the blessing of freedom from stuff that goes on without Him, I beg you - check Him out, seriously.
God is the one that holds my world, and I adore Him for it.
by Tia April 03, 2005
You pray by pressing the Search button located on google.com, google toolbar, the search box in firefox, google desktop and im feeling lucky.
I pray for firefox and God gave it to me!
by michael November 14, 2004
an imaginary friend who's son invent circumsicion to some belief...IT WAS THE DEVIL...& god in one religion god is a giant GOAT...
daddy theres a goat in mamama...my PANTS... WHAT SON GOD'S IN YOUR PANTS...YOU'RE SO LUCKY!!
by ivan May 07, 2003
Can be used like dude. Usualy people who belong to the 5% use it to refer to each other.
yo god, you think we can blaze blunts up in this?
by Kev Nice March 10, 2006
1. The omnipotent super power who exists in all things of creation who enjoys totally screwing up my life until I complain and call him a b@stard and will then give me the inspiration and genius to correct it.

2. Also the creater of a bunch of illiterate b@stards who: can't type, spell, proof read, think for themselves, read his words and figure out on there own what he means, need spoon-fed by other morons the simple(but often wrong) facts, refuse to blame him for the bad because of fear, just sit at a computer and b!tch, and are generally sacks of worthless $hit....

3. The only real thing that should be feared.
1. GOD!! What the fu<k is the deal, you di<k?!? Oh, I see... Nevermind the whole di<k thing...

2. If I were God, he wouldn't exist.

3. Uh, sorry about that di<k thing in the first example dude. I was just proving a point.
by I'mGoingToHellForThis August 14, 2003
A term used to describe a guy who is idolized by fan girls much too often than appreciated.
These fan girls tend to be loud and obnoxious and "God" just wants to get away from all of the drama.

When guys see all these girls around 'God' from a distance, they wish they could be that guy. 'God' being the nice guy in the sky he is, wishes he could share (or unload) his "good" fortune with those who wish it.
God, Glazer, etc
by G-Lazer August 25, 2010