A supreme, infinite being who Atheists and others continually try to disprove yet always fail.
You cant disprove it so lets all just agree evolution isnt fact.
by Fishbap and Cheese April 30, 2005
The One Who most people hate because they don't know Him, He is the source of all and science does more to prove His existence than it can to disprove it. If the universe were created by a series of random events then it wouldn't be learnable and it would be impossible to understand how any of the processes in the universe work or fit together because they wouldn't. That would be chaos like the lives of people who hate God or don't believe in Him. Because happenings in the universe are ordered, measurable, and designed that is proof that an intelligent force is at work and not just random causality. This proves that there must be a supreme intelligence, consciousness, purpose, and will... or simply GOD. Without God there wouldn't be any scientific rules in the observable universe. Things that make sense like gravity, temperature, acceleration, velocity, inertia, free fall, mass, light, time, matter, volume, lift, pressure, work, and heat wouldn't exist and neither could the universe in any knowable form without these. So thank God for being there. Amen
Scientifically, cause must happen for there to be an effect. People who don't believe in God or intelligent design only look at the effects side of the equation. And because of the nearly endless effects that they observe it becomes harder and harder for them to wrap their minds around the cause. God is the cause and everything else is the effect. "But that's too simple" people say when the fact of the matter is that it's terribly complex. So complex that it would take a million eternities for human beings to put all of the pieces in place for just how such a thing might work. I want you to keep in mind that science as it is known as a tool for observation is only around 500 years old. So the universe has been in existence for at least 12 billion years and it has only been studied for 500 years, so you do the math and tell me how Darwin and every other God hating so called educated or reasoning person could conclude that God just must not exist after 10 years of school when the universe is 12 billion years old at least. People who are able to arrive at such ridiculous conclusions should find something sharp and fall on it.
#god #jehovah #jesus #emmanuel #i am that i am.
by Phoenixface July 08, 2009
in the ten commantments it say have "no gods before me",even though church and the bible say to pray to virginfuckenmarie And jesuschrist instead ofjust to god . then god favors his "begotten son" jesus over all of us even if one rule
he made was have no favorites. if there is a god he's just like every man like you and me :a Hypocrite after we where made in his on image. my theory is women were pure cause they wheren't created in his image after he saw that women where better than us (man & him)he damn them(woman).he sent satan knowing that he would trick eve cause his the "all", nowing god.heres my point god's a sexits hypocrite;or he doesn't exit at all and we are just animals to smart for there on good.
i was a god beliver till today,when i open my eyes and saw the truth.i till fear him but i'll get over it. also please read PHILP PULLMAN HIS DARK MATERIALS: GOLDEN COMPASS,SUBTLE KNIFE, AMBER SPYGLASS. OR JUST WAIT FOR THE MOVIES BEGINNING 2006
Superman is our only god
Superman, if you're up there, can I get a little help.
by t-ray April 30, 2004
1. Harry Mishkin
2. Jaco Pastorius, Herbie Hancock, Doug Pinnick, any black man with a good amount of funk and soul.
1. Harry Mishkin is God. He has done everything.
2. Have you listened to Headhunters? Herbie Hancock is god!
by Tobey March 20, 2004
An invention of humankind because man didn't want to deal with his own problems, so they invented god to solve them and use an excuse to kill muslims and burn witches.
"Oh my god"
"Praise god"
"God loves us"
"God-dammit bobby"
#god #sex #boobs #tits #felatia #love #war #death #bush
by M.Savage May 10, 2008
The one thing that keeps me killin' y'all!
I'd smash your skull, but God says not to.
by Betterthanyouguy November 10, 2004
"better" than humanism

I kill da cocksuckas, i burn da muslisms, shit, i rob the poor even blinder and make sure people like Oprah become billionare!!!

Free will is to many atheists as god is to believers. Without it, they would all lose hope and OD.
by gaymulkan May 21, 2003
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