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A pretty awesome dude who created everything in 6 days. Can you do that? Didn't think so.
And God said, "Let there be ALL this shit." And there was ev'rything.
by Cats in Hats & Hats in Cats January 23, 2011
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A really big cunt who doesn't exist. If you believe in him you are also a cunt.
God: "Hello, I am God, I'm a really big cunt"
Person: "But hang on a sec, you don't exist"
God: "True, but I am a really big cunt"
by god April 20, 2005
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God is the main character in the bible, whether he exists or not is not for anyone to be sure, although it is highly improbable. I think if everyone stopped believing in god, and started believing in themselves the world would be a better place, but who knows.
Christian: I open my life to god so he can help me achieve
Athiest: I believe I am able to achieve.
by Richy the king March 10, 2006
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A being that is both omnipotent and omniscent. This means that it can both do anything and see everything. Obviously, since it can see everything, it can see into the future. If it can see into the future, it can choose its path, because it is omnipotent. This means it has seen the wrong future, or is unable to change the future, thus contradicting itself. Or, as said by an ancient Greek philosopher,

Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God? ~Epicurus
When one person has an invisible person they believe in, it is called an imaginary friend. When many people have the same one, they call him God.
by PyroFerret October 15, 2007
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as mentioned above, Nas does say Gods but the Gods are certainly no drug dealers. Gods are members of the Nation of Gods and Earths (5 Percent Nation) movement in where they believe that the Asiatic Blackman, Yellows, and Browns are the original people of this world. And that since we are the mothers and fathers of our civilization we are our own gods. we control our own universe inside of us. no mysterious God. we are all Allah. Male members are called Gods and female members are called Earths.
"Peace to the whole fucking zulu nation, Peace to the gods and the earths!" - Wu Tang Clan
by A Muslim God June 20, 2006
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Billions and billions of people all sharing an imaginary friend.
oh, its ok, my sister has an imaginary friend too
by TylerDurden April 25, 2003
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Created by man in his own image.
God doesn't exist. Time to wake up people. Stop being ignorant and accept the fact.
by ATHEISM March 03, 2007
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