An allmighty figure sometimes known as Allah, Yahweh, Jahweh, Jehovah, Indra, etc. Largely credited with the creation of the universe. God is largely known as a nice guy despite the fact that more people have been killed in his name than anyone else's.
Hitler killed a bunch of jews for god
by PANTHERS March 30, 2005
The famous "Clapton is God" photo.
God, the omniscient, primordial and eternal who created man in his own image and therefore posseses a digestive system, sense organs, limbs and other attributes that would be useless to an immortal being. If God came first, what would he eat or walk upon? Why would he have those five senses if nothing to sense yet existed? And if he has 'always' been here, how long did he sit around doing nothing until he decided to invent the Universe? And why? And if he hadn't yet invented the universe, what exactly was he sitting on? Where is he going to exist if there is nothing to exist in? And what is wrong with the idea that we all just expire and disintegrate and rot?
God help us.
by Jon December 26, 2003