2. Like Omg I just like got on top of a minotaur and like freakin shoved my blades in his mouth till like 50% of his blood squirted out then when i got off he still wasnt dont bleeding.
3. Like Omg I just ripped medusas head off then turned someone to stone.
4. Like Omg there was this guy begging for his life patheticaly then I just torched him like a human sacrafice just to open the door.
5. Like Omg I just killed this woman by bending her in half backwards.
6. Like Omg if you beat this game you get a shit load of extras.
Ares: Kratos, youre just a mortal...
Kratos: stabs Ares right between the eyes STFU God of Faggots.
Ares: drops dead... AND bleeding... yeah, Gods do bleed