Similar to myspace angles, except much more hideous in real life and resembles an actual goblin. Subjects who utilize goblin angles are also prone to eating children, hanging out under bridges, and riddles.
Bro 1: Dude, did you see that chicas myspace? She is fine as hell.
Bro 2: Hellz yah bro! Chestbump!
Regular guy: Guys...have you seen her yet? Totally a gobbo. She's got the goblin angles goin like mad. Might as well call her Smeagol.