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Gobbler refers to a person partaking in the art of gobbling, of which many variations are present. The most notable presentation of the previously mentioned craft was performed by the mysterious man appearing in a web video on "merryholidays.org", whom therefore is simply referred to as "the gobbler".

Many tales are present about the origin of the betold video, of which one states that the gobbler is an ex army member.

By analyzing the video material one could reproduce the act of gobbling, though only a few reach mastery in this complicated craft.

To properly gobble on par with the gobbler, it requires a variety of resources:
a bucket
a turkey(from here on referred to as Mrs. Turkey)
a banana
a paddle
a blow up doll "type man"
a blow up doll "type pig"
a pumpkin(from here on referred to as Mr. Pumpkin)
firework
a spanking partner
a pair of boots
a christmas hat
a tape copy of "who let the dogs out"

The act of gobbling would take a long time to elaborate on here are some shouting quotes which are quint essential for obtaining mastery:

"gobble, gobble!"
"And Mrs. Turkey came to visit!"
"Oughuuuu!"
"Fuck me Mr. Pumpkin."
"Yes sir."
"gobble, gobble, gobble!"
Gobbler: Gobble, Gobble!
by Mr.Pumpkin June 30, 2012
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Someone, usually of Dutch decent who thinks the fastest way to Ketosis is gobbling down a Big Mac and fries, topped off with a Fillet 'o Fish
That dude Patrick, trying to get buff, but he's such a Gobbler
by Shatrick Ketoboy August 09, 2016
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When a girl is so skinny that her clit hangs out of her vagina.
What the hell?!?! That skinny bitch has a gobbler! Disgusting!!
by fukmaster312 December 25, 2006
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the "double-chin" or the fat beneath the chinbone. Derived from the skin that roosters have under their beaks. Subject Example: Brian Sweeney.
Dude you have a massive gobbler!
by Joseph J May 28, 2003
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A sexual act in which the male leaves a humongous hickey upon the female's neck, resulting in the female having an appearance of being strangled.
Dan: Hey did you hear about Jack and Katie last night?
Brady: No, I didn't what happened?
Dan: He gave her such a huge gobbler that I thought she had been strangled. She'll have to wear turtlenecks for a couple weeks

Example 2:

He gobblered so hard I think he popped an artery.
by DickZuba January 23, 2011
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a whore who licks every dick she can dig up
there is a Playboy show called 18&ready...the girls are finally 18 and they can work for Playboy. they get jobs like BLOW... so blow jobs.
She licked 3 guys dicks! What a gobbler!

At dinner, i was gobbling my turkey. This gobbler under the table was gobbling my dick....
by ShutDesFuckUp July 20, 2009
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Someone who sucks more than most other people. A person that does in fact suck the cock or acts like one who sucks the cock.
Look at that gobbler in the pink polo with the popped collar.
by ogie_ogelthorp August 30, 2005
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