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Goatsie is Anal rape to teh EXTREME!!11!!1ONEONE!!!111

Its when one can hover over something like a peice of fruit then drop down and have it fit into their ass tube without it touching the sides.
Dude! You totally goatsied that watermelon!
by Justin AKFC. September 18, 2003
 
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a person who has streched their ass so wide that they may fit various objects into it (milk carton, bottle rocket, cell phone)
That goatsie man just farted sprockets!
by Mars November 09, 2003
 
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a hole in which Oprah Winfrey sticks her piggy faced cunt.
what the hell?!why is there a goatsie on my wall?
by Pepe Vagine March 06, 2007