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Goant (pronunciation: Hard G; oant likt don't)- NOUN
1: The skin located between the ballsack and the asshole.
2: The skin located between the vagina and the asshole.

History: turn of the 21st century amalgamation of 3 disputed nouns for the same track of skin; Gooch, Chode, and Taint.
Goant Health is completely overlooked in the National Health Care Reform Bill.
by kneegrow67 December 17, 2009

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