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7. Go-Tard
A flake; person on whom one is constantly waiting.
We are "Waiting for Go-tard."
by ADSum Feb 15, 2004 add a video
1. Go-Tard
a person who's primary mode of locomotion is a wheelchair. crippled person.
i go-tards should be forced to ride on the bike rack on the front of the bus so the other passengers are less inconvienenced.
by ryan ingersol Mar 6, 2005 add a video
2. Go-Tard
N. A proactively stupid individual. One who seeks embarassing situations and is strangely proud of the results.

also anyone in a motorized wheelchair, though the public use of this definition would label the user a Go-Tard as well.
That hollering Go-Tard took a swing at a cop, last night!
by Russell Paika Feb 13, 2004 add a video
3. go-tard
A fucking retard in a weelchair speeding down a hill.
Go-Tard:"Weeeeeeeeee!!! DUH-HARR
Bystander:"OH SHIT. THE GO-TARD IS GOING THE WRONG WAY DOWN A ONE-WAY STREET!!!
by Shady Jun 12, 2004 add a video
4. Go-tard
A physically handicapped inividual.
I wasn't able to repay my debts, so I'll be a go-tard for the next few months.
by Mel Oct 10, 2003 add a video
5. Go-tard
a ignorant person that is busy doing retarded things; a idoit on the go
That go-tard really thinks he's doing something important
by ola Feb 7, 2003 add a video
6. Go-tard
Person Guy
A man afaid of getting a good fuck, so he uses his limited irony to mask his inability to get any action
by Person Guy Oct 16, 2003 add a video
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