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A plump/overweight person who insists on eating expensive gluten-free or other health foods thinking they will lose weight, typically failing to achieve results due to lack of exercise or other factors, resulting in largely irrational confusion, frustration, etc
Kirstie Alley is/was such a gluten-free Heffer!
by Malphrus August 22, 2011