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The sound someone makes when they are giving a hilariously rough blow job. Gluckers can be identified by their runny mascara and repeated gagging.
I busted the hugest Peter North four roper when I watched that new gluck video.
by Rapefactory420 November 19, 2008
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Man 1: I'm'a go take my test now.
Man 2: G'luck.
by Riyaan October 26, 2010
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An Irish phrase used to say good-bye, Americans say have a nice day,but Irish know there is struggle in the world , so we say G'luck
Right lads , i'm leaving , g'luck
by James Mc Dermot January 25, 2008
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Contraction for "good luck". Frequently used in the context of AIM for convenience.
"Hey, gluck on ur exam tomorrow."
by Ptiger08 March 20, 2006
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1. the written form of the sound urban folks make when clicking their tongue with attitude

verb. to put someone in check
(as sound or affirmation) "I just told her to shut up, GLUCK!"

(as verb) "She is out of control, somebody needs to GLUCK her"
by boobootime February 26, 2010
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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- verb (used with object)
1. To mischieviously acquire and possess a good that does not belong to you.

- verb (used without an object)
2. To fabricate a slew of outrageous alibis that directly conflict with one another in order to clear one's name of thieverous accusations.
3. To resort to using your mother to clear your name of thieverous accusations.

- noun
4. A thief who carelessly flaunts his stolen goods in front of their rightful owners.
5. A person who sketches out the sluttiest of girls.
1. "Who glucked my ipod?"
2 & 3. "I tried to gluck my way out of a speeding ticket but the officer just wasn't having it."
4. "Dude what a Gluck, I'm pretty sure that's my iPod he's listening to."
5. "Dude if you don't stop being such a Gluck these girls are never gonna come back here."
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Ben Afflack super glucked in Pearl Harbor.
She didn't just suck it son she glucked it.
by Your moms boyfriend November 17, 2009
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