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1.
A Glory Dump MUST contain all of the following:
1. A large massive terd
2. Basically just fall out of your ass as soon as you sit down. No more than 3 seconds
3. This terd does not require more than one wipe and it is as clean as can be
4. You are left with such a feeling of euphoria a large grin is all that can happen
Today my day ended with the most perfect Glory Dump.
by Jeremy Holt March 26, 2009