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The most wonderful girl you will ever meet. She is one to be wild, yet serious. It is said when you date one you will never want somebody else. She is very lucky to have. Before you can get in her pants you have to stroke your finger all up and down her body.
Gloria Heldt is so amazing.
I am so lucky to have Gloria Heldt.
by paublo69 November 28, 2012

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