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3.
God and Lord combined.
Friend:"omfg, i just gave my ex-girlfriend a socket wrench"
Me:"Oh Glord!"
by muchokarma April 13, 2013
 
1.
The lord of the gays, often used in a derogative manner
Thing 1: "Have you seen that shirt Johns wearing?"

Thing 2: "Yea mate, he looks like such a glord!"
by selfhealer February 09, 2010
 
2.
a fat over satisfied human or animal who squints and crosses arms in a jerk fashion thinking they are lord of all they see
look at that fat bastard glord
by meatplowinthemorning June 28, 2010