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A Glomstad is a trailer trash family. Glomstad means you rip people off doing drywall and surfing on craigslist for someone to hit you in the poop chute. To be a Glomstad means you probably have VD. A Glomstad will always stab you in the back to make themselves look better, the whole family from Trempealeau, Midway,Onalaska and Genoa are lowlifes.
I hired a Glomstad to drywall my house and he gave my dog VD. The hospital went on Alert because the Glomstad VD is highly contagious. All the Glomstads like to take it in the old poop chute.
by Midway Magic February 07, 2010

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