| 1. | Glompokalypse | ||
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A glomp, or running hug tackle, of such magnitude that the earth itself shakes in terror at the sheer force being applied. Typically executed by people of larger size, 6 feet+. Glompokalypse are unintentionally dangerous and should be undertaken with care lest the glomp escalate. A glompokalypse may be precieved as jovial or kind spirited by the party glomping, but can often lead to painful damage to key ossific structures in the human body. Person A: ITS GLOMPING TIME!!!!!
Person B: no! please no! Person A: AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!! *glompokalypses person b into on coming traffic* Person b: My...my... bones... *dies* |
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