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a dangerous attack used by fat anime faggot fangirls wherein they charge at the target and tackle him/her/it with all 350 pounds of blubbering fat they posess. DO NOT confuse this as an friendly or affectionate maneuver. There is no way that someone as fat and ugly as these faggots crushing you with their oily mass could be considered friendly.
After that buttertroll glomped me, I couldn't walk for a week. Plus I can still smell her horrible stink.
by Ransom January 04, 2005
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Putting someone's entire face in your mouth until it liquidizes into "glomp".

The remains are then sucked out.

The toxins soon shut down their nervous system and their body shortly gets spun up into a silk cocoon so that you can crawl back to your web and save the meal for later.
Master. I have brought you tonights sacrifice. I found him in the subway asking people for spare change. So I gave him a burrito laced with morphine.

Very well. She will glomp tonight. For she is desperately hungry. Do better than homeless dudes or else she will glomp you next.
by Junks_wut February 06, 2011
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To jump on a person expecting them to either catch you or fall down. Most likely you will fall if said person is bigger than you.
I was just minding my own business, when she ran out of nowhere and glomped me!
by RoseRed Heart January 08, 2009
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a glomp is when a lady runs, jumps, opens her legs and suctions on with her vagina to another friend....
Girl: OMG *runs, jumps, opens legs*
person: I'VE BEEN GLOMPED!!! how deep is your glomp?
Girl: it's the deepest!
by bladderfaceman December 09, 2010
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A violent cuddle, usually used when something or someone is very cute. Sometimes involves kissing and hugging.
"Ohmygod! It's so cute!!!" *GLOMP*
by Its-a-secret! October 18, 2010
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As her pussy grool drips down my shaft, and off my balls, I glomped, filling her to the brim.
by Donaldglomp October 09, 2016
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an awesome tackle hug by the glomp master Goddess
Goddess glomped everyone she saw!
by Tetty October 03, 2008
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