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1.
The king of dwarves in most of the third age of middle earth.
Father of the popular Gimli
by larstait October 27, 2003
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2.
1. One of the thirteen dwarves that journeyed with Bilbo Baggins , in J.R.R. Tolkien's book "The Hobbit".

2. How Chinese people with heavy accents pronounce "groin".
1. Gloin and his son Gimli went to Rivendell in time for the Council of Elrond.

2. Doctor: Hello mister Chan, what seems to be the problem today?
Chinese guy: Mah gloin..::points to crotch::
Doctor: Ahh, well surgery should help. We will just slice that little fucker and....
Chinese guy: Ahh yoo seeleeyus?? PAK DAT! Yoo nalla leel doctoh! I go see accupungshoo! @$%#^$*%$@!#!!! <--- random Chinese cuss words
by naknumm February 04, 2008
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3.
The area from your upper thighs to the lower stomach (including the testicles), mainly on the inside.

A combination of the feeling in the pit of your stomach and 'thinking with your balls'.

A mixture of the words 'groin' and 'loin'.
"I can feel it in my gloins."

"Sam got kicked in the balls, now his gloins hurt."
by jonnybobble August 25, 2011
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4.
An online messaging slang word used to replace 'lol' and ahaha' which may have lost their original meaning and now act as a light form of expression of being humoured as well as presenting attentiveness. In an attempt to reclaim the true meanings of such words, 'gloin' is used as a substitute for such words like abbreviations and language such as 'lol' are only used on rare occasions where they live up to their true definition.
Person 1: Omg, did you see that Sci-Fi last night?
Person 2: No...
Person 1: Oh, well there was this bit where a guy jumped of a cliff onto a pig...
Person 2: Gloin
Person 1: ... And then aliens moved the pig and the man died.
by Catholic-K January 11, 2009
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5.
hybrid of GLOWING LOINS - when your loins are so hot for mcluvin they are glowing, and any/every port in the storm will do; additionally they are burning so bright you swear other people can actually see them
My gloins are so bright I just got approached by 2 separate guys in the produce section

I thought maybe my gloins had cooled off some but then i bumped into some firemen...nope!
by ShadeZz June 05, 2011
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6.
A nickname given to those who are outstandingly intelligent. These select few hermit next to their computer and call it home. Other definitions for people given this honorary name are nerd, geek, smart ass, and genius. Worship all Gloins because they are gods of their time.
I love Gloin. He is my hero and I wish I had skills like him.
by Diviner July 11, 2003
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7.
The act of tugging at the collar when one is "hot under the collar". Also emitting a sound much like a distorted version of the word "gloin".
"Dude have you shit yourself?"

"I hope not"....GLOIN
by Che3se October 08, 2006
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