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Something that is only unproven theory until after it has happened, that no one really understands why it is happening, and that will probably happen in the very near future, or not, no matter whose silly orders you follow.
The chances of you getting a college scholarship is like Global Warming.
by dudelookslikeachimp December 29, 2007
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Global Warming the natural and God given process by which excessive numbers of a dominate species are thinned out. The alternative to what states do when there are excess numbers of deer destroying their habitat and causing stress and disease in the population (i.e. hunting licenses to kill any adult male -- and in critical population situations licenses to kill limited numbers of females).

Note: Does not mean species extinction, especially for those privileged and well-prepared members of that species. Buy and fortify tillable high ground now.
The Senate was unable to decide on the lottery method for the Logan's Run and bomb Iraq Now bills last session and instead decided to defer to a Global Warming solution.
by dudelookslikeachimp December 29, 2007
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an imaginary invention, created by the british government to allow them to increase taxes
alistair darling: "The latest reports on global warming suggest that we will all be dead in three seconds. We can however, prevent this by simply increasing you car tax"
by tommy060289 April 15, 2008
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the biggest heap o' bullshit to be fed to America since santa claus
Al Gore: You should stop driving cars because they are causing Global Warming! Private Jets I don't care about, but no cars!
by bored15yrold September 28, 2011
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Snow, particularly among those skeptical of the theory of anthropomormic global warming, i.e., that people are somehow responsible for the period of warming the earth is currently experiencing.
"So, how's the weather up north?"
"We got a foot of global warming."
by southcentralpa December 25, 2009
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1:A hypothesis that has become a part of a massive media hysteria, with many thinking (wrongly) it will mean the end of life on Earth, leading many to make hasty judgments which may look rather silly 20 years from now

2: A subsection of the Church of Environmentalism called "The Church of Anthropomorphic Climate Change". Like most religions, there's guilt (My car only gets 20 mpg!), sin (using gasoline), penance (being "carbon-neutral"- hell, you can even pay off your conscience in the form of "Carbon-credits" just like in the ol' Catholic Church days!), and even heretics (any and all dissenting scientists are crushed by the mighty PR boot- some even being compared to holocaust deniers simply because they disagree with the science!)

3: A hypothesis made by people who either are jealous of the developed world or feel guilty about living in it that makes an excuse to punish progress and capitalism; wealth redistribution under the guise of environmentalism
All this global warming hysteria is going to look mighty fucking stupid in the future
by Adam Harris Dawkins June 15, 2007
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That real superb head....Glorified or should I say award winning, deserves an Oscar! "Caliente" in spanish term meaning in english "BLAZING"! Keep the head warm in the winter, fuck La Nina! Keeps a nigga like a motion picture "Coming Soon"
Jessica Wallace and Desirae gave me & the entire football team Global Warming on game day. GO TEAM!!!!!!!!!
by Albany, GA November 07, 2009
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