We now know that this phenomonon has naturally occured many times before by simply looking at patterns in volcanic and solar activity over a period of several million years. Besides, planet Earth is simply too complicated to measure with today's scientific methods, because they don't take into account factors like cloud cover, recent solar/volcanic activity, temperature variations between urban and rural areas, and carbon dioxide absorption by plants.
If everyone decided to stop polluting in an effort to stop global warming, it still wouldn't make much of a difference if a volcano suddenly erupts or the sun releases a plume of energy into space.
by AYB July 19, 2003

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A hoax created by Al Gore to make people believe they were killing the earth. While his goal to make us think about our impact on the environment is noble, he needs to stop being a media whore and looking for attention after he lost the election. Back to the facts. GLOBAL WARMING IS NOT REAL. Actual scientists have proven that the earth and it's ozone are not affected by us as much as we think. People assumed it was real because of the fact that the ice caps are slowly melting, but most people don't realize they have been melting ever since the last ice age. Another fun fact, places closer to the equator having been getting colder. In fact, the midwest set multiple records for snowfall. Even southern nevada and south carolina got snow. If you still don't believe me, then go hug a tree you vegan pussy.
Al Gore: As we can see by this graph, if things continue the way they are, the earth will be destroyed by global warming...and manbearpig... I'm super cereal.

Everyone with a brain: no, its not Mr. Gore, you're just in denial over the election results.
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A naturally-occuring change in the environment in which the global tempatures rise. Falsely presented as an exclusively man-made phenomenon in an attempt to demonize America, and its lifestyle. Said representation is a pathetic, politically-motivated hoax pushed by tree-hugging, tofu-eating, anti-civilization hippies who base scientific theories on emotion, and not fact.
What about the Medieval Warm Period (1000-1300 AD), which preceded the Little Ice Age (1300-1500 AD)? I wonder if Hummers existed around that time...

Oh yes, and does anyone remember global cooling, which was pushed by pretty much the same lefty hacks that are now pushing global warming?
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A serious scientific issue that has been made awfully political by a bunch of morons on the left to the point that people have just stopped caring.
-Hey, it rained a lot yesterday.
-OMG! IT'S DUE TO GLOBAL WARMING! WHY DIDN'T THOSE REPUBLICANS LISTEN TO LEONARDO DiCAPRIO! IT'S ALL BECAUSE THE BIG OIL AND AUTOMOTIVE COMPANIES HAVE SUPPRESSED THE INFORMATION IN ONE VAST GLOBAL CONSPIRACY!!! AND ISRAEL IS INVOLVED SOMEHOW!!!!!!!!!
-Damn, shuttup bitch. It's been raining since the oceans have formed on Earth. If you care so much why don't you get an engineering degree and come up with a way to solve the problem instead of whining and driving up the costs of fuel and energy. Shit...
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the biggest heap o' bullshit to be fed to America since santa claus
Al Gore: You should stop driving cars because they are causing Global Warming! Private Jets I don't care about, but no cars!
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Snow, particularly among those skeptical of the theory of anthropomormic global warming, i.e., that people are somehow responsible for the period of warming the earth is currently experiencing.
"So, how's the weather up north?"
"We got a foot of global warming."
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That real superb head....Glorified or should I say award winning, deserves an Oscar! "Caliente" in spanish term meaning in english "BLAZING"! Keep the head warm in the winter, fuck La Nina! Keeps a nigga like a motion picture "Coming Soon"
Jessica Wallace and Desirae gave me & the entire football team Global Warming on game day. GO TEAM!!!!!!!!!
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