Something that is only unproven theory until after it has happened, that no one really understands why it is happening, and that will probably happen in the very near future, or not, no matter whose silly orders you follow.
The chances of you getting a college scholarship is like Global Warming.
by dudelookslikeachimp December 29, 2007
A natural cycle caused by the increase of solar activity, exploited by anti-capitalist shakedown artists.

Amusingly enough, though it is said we are speeding up the process, statisctical data clearly points out we are not increaseing temperature any faster that usual.

Also interesting is that all our factories, planes, cars and people give out 6 gigatons of C02, where animals give out 150 gigitons. The full scale is as follows

humanity < volcanoes < animals < decomposition <<< OCEANS
humanity + volcanoes + animals + decomposition <<< OCEANS

After global cooling ddnt work in the seventies and the made up El nino in the nineties... now its time for a new "human disaster" ONLY AL GORE CAN SAVE YOU!!
Fucking global warming thoerist douchebags
by CrisMoser June 12, 2007
A serious scientific issue that has been made awfully political by a bunch of morons on the left to the point that people have just stopped caring.
-Hey, it rained a lot yesterday.
-OMG! IT'S DUE TO GLOBAL WARMING! WHY DIDN'T THOSE REPUBLICANS LISTEN TO LEONARDO DiCAPRIO! IT'S ALL BECAUSE THE BIG OIL AND AUTOMOTIVE COMPANIES HAVE SUPPRESSED THE INFORMATION IN ONE VAST GLOBAL CONSPIRACY!!! AND ISRAEL IS INVOLVED SOMEHOW!!!!!!!!!
-Damn, shuttup bitch. It's been raining since the oceans have formed on Earth. If you care so much why don't you get an engineering degree and come up with a way to solve the problem instead of whining and driving up the costs of fuel and energy. Shit...
by Jbrew August 13, 2007
the biggest heap o' bullshit to be fed to America since santa claus
Al Gore: You should stop driving cars because they are causing Global Warming! Private Jets I don't care about, but no cars!
by bored15yrold September 28, 2011
Snow, particularly among those skeptical of the theory of anthropomormic global warming, i.e., that people are somehow responsible for the period of warming the earth is currently experiencing.
"So, how's the weather up north?"
"We got a foot of global warming."
by southcentralpa December 25, 2009
That real superb head....Glorified or should I say award winning, deserves an Oscar! "Caliente" in spanish term meaning in english "BLAZING"! Keep the head warm in the winter, fuck La Nina! Keeps a nigga like a motion picture "Coming Soon"
Jessica Wallace and Desirae gave me & the entire football team Global Warming on game day. GO TEAM!!!!!!!!!
by Albany, GA November 07, 2009
Possibly the greatest con in the history of mankind; a theory made up by Al Gore and liberal scientists to try to tell you that you are killing the planet and should be ashamed of your lifestyle. After you are completely convinced of this, Al Gore then tries to guilt you into giving him money to buy bullshit "carbon credits" from his website. Al uses this money to buy more private jets and 20,000 square foot homes. It is also used as an excuse by liberal politicians to raise taxes on every citizen in the United States, even though there's absolutely no scientific basis to suggest that would lower carbon emissions.
Bob: What are you doing?

Joe: Buying more carbon credits from Al Gore; I drove my SUV 20 miles today!

Bob: Dude, you know global warming is complete BS, right?
by soxxfan2424 November 03, 2009

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