1) {Barack Obama}'s excuse for everything

2)A serious but also {ironic} and idiotic problem

3)When the Earth's temperature rises
1)Reporter: Mr President? Why are employment rates so low?

Obama: Global Warming.

2)Person 1: Global Warming will melt our polar ice caps!

Person 2: Did you hear? A meeting about Global Warming was canceled because of a blizzard!*

3)Global Warming has raised the global temperature by 2 degrees!

*this actually happened
by SomeFancyCashews May 20, 2015
continuing increase in the average temperature of the air and the oceans
If we cannot reverse global warming, how long before we run out of party ice?
by yorrick hunt January 22, 2008
The phenomenon of the earth heating up quicker than it would naturally. Many call it a hoax that is meant to decrease the value of big oil corporation's stock.
"Dat der Al Gore is preachin dat der global warming and he don't know his ass from a hole in a barn!"
by toolguru October 25, 2007
what my friend wants me to write a report on over summer vacation. It has some thing to do with the Earth being so polluted that the Earth is going to kill its own people. Or something like that...
Fruit Loops: Write a report on Global Warming.
ME: Huh? Global Warming? What is it gonna warm the Earth up so much that its gonna turn oceans into jacoozies? Cool!
Fruit Loops: Uh huh... sure...
by Short Stuf July 15, 2004
When a girl freezes a dildo shaped ice tray and masturbates with it until it melts in her vagina.
Shaniqua was so bored last night that she caused global warming.
by big load choad June 24, 2011
A heating of the earth caused by people who are simply too hot.
Paul is so hot, he must be the cause for global warming.
by Kiercon9000 March 09, 2011
when youre sitting in class or at work, and someone farts, and it not only stinks up the whole room, but makes everyone feel hot and sweaty.
(Bob farts)
joe: (pointing at bob's ass and laughing) call Al Gore, we have some global warming in here!
by Jezuz Munky April 19, 2008

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