the warming of the earth's atmosphere thanks to CO2 emmisions. Scientist and other politics keep bitching about it so much, that they fail to notice that when they talk, they emmit even more CO2.
Stop bitching about global warming, you only make it worse.
by sangeajinn January 23, 2007
A phenomena of increased temperature that Bush has blamed on terrorists. Because it is terrorists fault that the average SUV gets 8 miles to the gallon and the average American is too lazy to walk 2 blocks to burger king. In response, one of the top priorities of the War on Terror is to stop these damn carbon producing terrorists from continually screwing up our country and our O-zone.
Our best terrorist plan yet Osama; global warming. Let's let those ignorant Americans kill themselves by overusing their resources and not giving a s*** about the environment. A-LALALALALALALALALALALALA!!!
by Cavan Quam January 31, 2007
The phenomenon of the earth heating up quicker than it would naturally. Many call it a hoax that is meant to decrease the value of big oil corporation's stock.
"Dat der Al Gore is preachin dat der global warming and he don't know his ass from a hole in a barn!"
by toolguru October 25, 2007
continuing increase in the average temperature of the air and the oceans
If we cannot reverse global warming, how long before we run out of party ice?
by yorrick hunt January 22, 2008
When a girl freezes a dildo shaped ice tray and masturbates with it until it melts in her vagina.
Shaniqua was so bored last night that she caused global warming.
by big load choad June 24, 2011
A heating of the earth caused by people who are simply too hot.
Paul is so hot, he must be the cause for global warming.
by Kiercon9000 March 09, 2011
what my friend wants me to write a report on over summer vacation. It has some thing to do with the Earth being so polluted that the Earth is going to kill its own people. Or something like that...
Fruit Loops: Write a report on Global Warming.
ME: Huh? Global Warming? What is it gonna warm the Earth up so much that its gonna turn oceans into jacoozies? Cool!
Fruit Loops: Uh huh... sure...
by Short Stuf July 15, 2004

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