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1) {Barack Obama}'s excuse for everything

2)A serious but also {ironic} and idiotic problem

3)When the Earth's temperature rises
1)Reporter: Mr President? Why are employment rates so low?

Obama: Global Warming.

2)Person 1: Global Warming will melt our polar ice caps!

Person 2: Did you hear? A meeting about Global Warming was canceled because of a blizzard!*

3)Global Warming has raised the global temperature by 2 degrees!

*this actually happened
by SomeFancyCashews May 20, 2015
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A hoax perpetrated by the Chinese.
Student: What's global warming? I heard it's scary.

Teacher: No need to worry! It's a hoax perpetrated by the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive.
by joemorris8000 October 25, 2016
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by Prof. Viking-Albinoso October 14, 2013
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