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An excuse for Al Gore to gain political popularity by telling stories about the non-existant theory of Global Warming his retarded professor in college who went to the pacific ocean on a boat. It is non-existant and there is no proof to claim it exists; proof only claims it doesn't exist.
Al Gore: Not only did I invent the internet, but I'm also a politician, expert at changes in the Earth's temperature, and an expert in CO2 levels in the atmosphere. Global warming is going to kill us all like that movie The Day After. I also intend to make my own movie for the average C American.

Retarded Reporter: Wow, that is incredible. Its a good thing we have people like you to explain this stuff to us mediocre Americans who believe anything.
by SandMastaBryan July 14, 2006
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An utterly, completely bullshit theory, revolving around CO2, chloroflourocarbons, and other, man-generated pollutants causing the O3 layer to decay, and insulate the atmosphere.

Of course, one large volcanic eruption, such as that at Mount Saint Helens, or another, would spew more ash and pollutants - which, according to this theory would cause the earth to become hotter - in reality, releases more pollutants, than humans do at their current rate in 50 - 100 years. Such events generally occur roughly every 10 years, globally.

On to point two, the earth's climate has been changing constantly since its creation. There've been numerous ice ages, and hot periods in the past, all of which were caused by nature, not people. Of course, one may argue that this "climatic change" is accelerated, but how is one to know that?

Simply put, there are far too many variables which result in a global alteration of the climate of earth, with one of the smallest being pollutants. Isolating and neutralizing most pollution will definitely help large, urban centers, such as Los Angeles, New York, Seattle, for instance, which do have smog problems, but will not affect the entire earth.
Global warming is not an established, scientific fact, you douchers. It is a theory; no more, no less. Taking it as cannon, or dogma, as most "scientists" do, is unscientific, beside being preposterous.
by Amerikaner August 25, 2006
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Al: how are you doing today global warming are you going to help me win the nobel prize yes you are
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global warming is, simply, a whole lot of hot air.
When considering the very timely issue of global warming, the key thing to remember is that the theory of global warming is for the most part a whole lot of hot air.
by yumpin yiminy January 31, 2005
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An ominously large and growing accumulation of Hot Air.
'Please keep talking your Global Warming bollocks. Your breath is saving me a fortune on my heating bills.'
by Albert Woods September 13, 2007
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bogus
global warming was a term made after global cooling stopped. the people who support the idea of global warming don't see that climate change has been going on for hundreds of years.
up, down, up, down.
global warming, global cooling, global warming, global cooling.

and it must be OUR fault.
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Possibly the greatest con in the history of mankind; a theory made up by Al Gore and liberal scientists to try to tell you that you are killing the planet and should be ashamed of your lifestyle. After you are completely convinced of this, Al Gore then tries to guilt you into giving him money to buy bullshit "carbon credits" from his website. Al uses this money to buy more private jets and 20,000 square foot homes. It is also used as an excuse by liberal politicians to raise taxes on every citizen in the United States, even though there's absolutely no scientific basis to suggest that would lower carbon emissions.
Bob: What are you doing?

Joe: Buying more carbon credits from Al Gore; I drove my SUV 20 miles today!

Bob: Dude, you know global warming is complete BS, right?
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