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The mass takeover of the world by porn, resulting in nobody leaving their computers or tvs due to being completely infatuated with porn.
I'm wacking off, my parents are in the other room masturbating, my grandparents are fapping in their tombs. We're experiencing global porning.
by Nordiqbeubs September 30, 2010
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