"No, brah, my girl's friends glitterfucked me last night when I went to meet her at the bar."
While dumping a tube of glitter on my best friend's head I exclaimed, "GUESS WHO JUST GOT GLITTERFUCKED?! GUESS WHO JUST GOT GLITTERFUCKED?!"
Yeah girl, when I was at that PANTyRAiD show I climbed on stage and glitterfucked the whole crowd. Everyone was pissed and they pulled me off stage!