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1. A bedazzled, fat-headed, oblivious horselike African mammal, similar to a stocky pony, having distinctive overall markings of alternating white and black extremely shiny stripes. Most commonly found in mountainous and champagne oasis regions.
I'm not sure who won the football game because some stupid Glitter Zebra was grazing right in front of the TV
by Stinktit December 09, 2010
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